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Esquire: Okay, Now I Actually Do Want To Take Your Guns. All Of Them.
Esquire ^ | 05/18/18 | Dave Holmes

Posted on 05/19/2018 9:45:29 AM PDT by Simon Green

Listen, I know the moments after a gunman opens fire in a school are hectic for you. You have to get your talking points together, you have to mentally prepare to debate a traumatized yet sensible child, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and practice saying that more guns would have made the situation less deadly. It’s a busy time! And since we are always either in the moments after or the moments before a mass shooting, you’re pretty much always busy, I have noticed!

Anyway, I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that I now actually do want to take your guns.

All of your guns.

Right now.

(snip)

So now I’m angry. Now I’m finished trying to reason with you. So now I, a guy who was ambivalent about guns just a few years ago, want to take your guns away. All of them. I want to take them all and melt them down and shape them into a giant sphere and then push it at you so you have to run away from it like Indiana Jones for the rest of your lives. I want Ted Nugent to roam the halls of his gunless house, sighing wearily until he dies. I want to end this thing once and for all, so that all of you who have prioritized the sale of guns over the lives of children have to sit quietly and think about what you’ve done. God help me, I want to take all of your guns out of your hands, by myself, right now.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: banglist; bloat; homosexualagenda; sissypants
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To: simpson96

Homo. I think his photo broke my Gaydar.


81 posted on 05/19/2018 10:32:27 AM PDT by jospehm20
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To: IronJack

This soyboi wants the federales with their guns to take your guns. He has no issue with guns as long as only the federales have them.

He’s too much of a coward to lead the charge himself.


82 posted on 05/19/2018 10:32:27 AM PDT by bkopto
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To: Flick Lives

Feel better now Davey ? Good, now you just go lay down and put a cold washcloth on your forehead and Mommy will bring you a nice cup of soothing herbal tea.


83 posted on 05/19/2018 10:32:52 AM PDT by technically right
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To: Simon Green

“They’re finally starting to admit their true agenda. “

After this kid used his dad’s shotgun and .38 pistol, they’re in a box.

They have to admit it’s not about “assault weapons”. It’s about ALL guns.

I guess they’ll just have to come and get them.


84 posted on 05/19/2018 10:34:01 AM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: Simon Green

He drips of Soy and of Boy


85 posted on 05/19/2018 10:34:51 AM PDT by heights
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To: simpson96

So, a milk-sop faggot and his shaggy girlfriend want to take our guns away?


86 posted on 05/19/2018 10:35:04 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Liberals can kiss my bitter clingers!)
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To: Simon Green

they can try


87 posted on 05/19/2018 10:36:01 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicans aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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To: Phosgood

To threaten a person is a crime.

No one has a right to threaten anyone.


88 posted on 05/19/2018 10:36:23 AM PDT by chris37 ("I am everybody." -Mark Robinson)
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To: Simon Green

Apparently, these people really want to die.


89 posted on 05/19/2018 10:38:09 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: Simon Green

We knew that. That’s why we won’t trust you. That’s why we oppose you.


90 posted on 05/19/2018 10:40:11 AM PDT by I want the USA back (*slam is not a religion. It is a political movement to establish a religion.)
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To: simpson96

His photo explains everything. The Pillsberry Doughboy exudes masculinity compared to this cream puff.


91 posted on 05/19/2018 10:40:32 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: simpson96

His photo explains everything. The Pillsberry Doughboy exudes masculinity compared to this cream puff.


92 posted on 05/19/2018 10:40:33 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: Simon Green

Wish in one hand, ......


93 posted on 05/19/2018 10:42:00 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE
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To: CodeToad

> “He’s a queer.”

Well, he certainly has the gay porn star mustache down right.


94 posted on 05/19/2018 10:43:16 AM PDT by jim_trent
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To: Simon Green
Anyway, I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that I now actually do want to take your guns. All of your guns. Right now.

You are welcome to come and try sugar.

The armed citizens in this country outnumber all law enforcement and military by ten to one.

If even half of us decide to make a fight of it you are in deep kimchee.

95 posted on 05/19/2018 10:46:50 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!! Or maybe midgets....)
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To: Simon Green

Well at least he’s ok with us keeping our pipe bombs and such.


96 posted on 05/19/2018 10:50:04 AM PDT by AmusedBystander (The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next)
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To: dirtboy

97 posted on 05/19/2018 10:50:24 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Simon Green

This guy has no idea what a fear driven animal he is making himself. And this anger of his which he seems to think so impressive and so exclusive to himself... Come and get my guns, stupid. Geez.


98 posted on 05/19/2018 10:50:33 AM PDT by TalBlack (It's hard to shoot people when they are shooting back at you...)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Read it multiple times over the years. I also share it periodically.

Always good to see it referenced again.


99 posted on 05/19/2018 10:51:07 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60's....You weren't really there)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Bet there are many less students enrolling in public school next fall (not that it would cause property taxes to go down) meaning more homeschooling. How does that help liberals? Perhaps isolating kids for easier mind control?


100 posted on 05/19/2018 10:51:21 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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