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Okay, let me say this. The unreported incidences of children being dropped on their heads has got to stop. Seems that is rampant among certain groups. To the point that it appears that some are not just dropped, but are dashed upon the pavement someplace. Only answer I can figure. Now, let me introduce you to my new gf. Yes, a prickly pear cactus. Owww!
1 posted on 04/26/2018 1:58:32 PM PDT by rktman
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I wish insane asylums would be brought back.


2 posted on 04/26/2018 2:00:55 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (It's Ok to be white.)
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You can’t spell environmentalism without mentalism

just like you can’t spell democrats without rats


3 posted on 04/26/2018 2:02:10 PM PDT by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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Drugs.
Or
Demonic.


4 posted on 04/26/2018 2:03:17 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Okay, let me say this. The unreported incidences of children being dropped on their heads has got to stop.

Wouldn't that deplete the 'feedstock' for creating college 'professors' in a few years?

5 posted on 04/26/2018 2:03:20 PM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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Eco-nuts: Environmentalism can't progress until people try to reproduce with tree

 

I'm just gonna post this pic here without comment.

See the source image

6 posted on 04/26/2018 2:04:54 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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Not even Groot can figure that one out.


8 posted on 04/26/2018 2:05:40 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (Progressives are turning America into "Harrison Bergeron" if conceived by Ayn Rand.)
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I hope these people stop eating plants. They have already stopped eating animals.


10 posted on 04/26/2018 2:06:36 PM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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Polygamy:


11 posted on 04/26/2018 2:07:46 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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The environmental wackos are really going out on a limb this time.


12 posted on 04/26/2018 2:08:24 PM PDT by windsorknot
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Stump grinders?


14 posted on 04/26/2018 2:10:51 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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I wonder if the extreme left, for which the Second Amendment is anathema, fully understands that all flowers are packin' pistils.

The FR Pun Police are sending in the ninjas.

16 posted on 04/26/2018 2:12:17 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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She encouraged her art students to have sex with the Earth. This involved tree hugging and licking, writhing in the mud,

How does the earth give consent? Maybe the earth would view this as aggressive sexual harassment or rape?

She clearly hasn't thought this through

17 posted on 04/26/2018 2:13:11 PM PDT by PGR88
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I like trees...but only as friends.


19 posted on 04/26/2018 2:14:55 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (You Say "White Privilege"...I Say "Protestant Work Ethic")
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There’s actually an old joke about this!


20 posted on 04/26/2018 2:19:09 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (Asking a pro athlete for political advice is like asking a cavalry horse for tactical advice.)
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Harry Kim on Star Trek Voyager lost his virginity right?

That man was so wooden he suffered from Dutch elm disease.

22 posted on 04/26/2018 2:20:36 PM PDT by KC_Lion (If you want on First Lady Melania's, Ivanka Trump's or Sarah Palin's Ping Lists, just let me know.)
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College professors. Is there anything they don't DO know?

These days, it appears that they don't really know anything.

23 posted on 04/26/2018 2:20:40 PM PDT by Maceman (We need a temporary ban on Muslims just until churches and synagogues can be built in Mecca.)
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Not sure what Laz would think.


25 posted on 04/26/2018 2:22:56 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Now, let me introduce you to my new gf. Yes, a prickly pear cactus. Owww!
= = =

Isn’t there a song, “Poison Ivy”?


26 posted on 04/26/2018 2:23:25 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You know that I am full of /S)
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Can a tree give consent?


28 posted on 04/26/2018 2:25:46 PM PDT by dangerdoc
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You’d have to be nucking futs to do that.


33 posted on 04/26/2018 2:34:34 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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