Eco-nuts: Environmentalism can't progress until people try to reproduce with tree

americanthinker.com ^ | 4/26/2018 | Roger Taylor

[rktman]

Just when you thought the radical environmental movement could not possibly get any stranger, another absurdity comes along. A few years ago, Professor Elizabeth Stephens at U.C. Santa Cruz published something she called the Ecosex Manifesto. She encouraged her art students to have sex with the Earth. This involved tree hugging and licking, writhing in the mud, and many other bizarre behaviors.

Now Professor Sarah Ensor at the University of Michigan is fully embracing this and has proposed that people start erotic relations with plants. She believes that environmentalism cannot fully develop without these "relationships."

These people seem to have a fondness for trees. I suggest they focus on conifers, also known as Gymnosperms, for their naked seeds. I wonder if they hope their ideas will take root and germinate into another new branch of academia. I suspect, however, they will remain little more than a splinter group.

[rktman]

Okay, let me say this. The unreported incidences of children being dropped on their heads has got to stop. Seems that is rampant among certain groups. To the point that it appears that some are not just dropped, but are dashed upon the pavement someplace. Only answer I can figure. Now, let me introduce you to my new gf. Yes, a prickly pear cactus. Owww!

[EvilCapitalist]

I wish insane asylums would be brought back.

[C210N]

You can’t spell environmentalism without mentalism

just like you can’t spell democrats without rats

[BenLurkin]

Drugs.
Or
Demonic.

[Zeppo]

Okay, let me say this. The unreported incidences of children being dropped on their heads has got to stop.

Wouldn't that deplete the 'feedstock' for creating college 'professors' in a few years?

[Responsibility2nd]

Eco-nuts: Environmentalism can't progress until people try to reproduce with tree

 

I'm just gonna post this pic here without comment.

[rktman]

Well, it could bring back hope and change. LOL!

[Ciaphas Cain]

Not even Groot can figure that one out.

[dfwgator]

An oldy but a goodie...

Tree Huggers Crying Over Trees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_JPcBwYGmo

[I want the USA back]

I hope these people stop eating plants. They have already stopped eating animals.

[Cicero]

Polygamy:

[windsorknot]

The environmental wackos are really going out on a limb this time.

[EvilCapitalist]

I see what you did there.

[P.O.E.]

Stump grinders?

[EvilCapitalist]

Lol! That’s a good one.

[Billthedrill]

I wonder if the extreme left, for which the Second Amendment is anathema, fully understands that all flowers are packin' pistils.

The FR Pun Police are sending in the ninjas.

[PGR88]

She encouraged her art students to have sex with the Earth. This involved tree hugging and licking, writhing in the mud,

How does the earth give consent? Maybe the earth would view this as aggressive sexual harassment or rape?

She clearly hasn't thought this through

[Bob]

They could always stop exhaling to reduce their CO2 output. Inhaling’s OK, just stop exhaling.

[Gay State Conservative]

I like trees...but only as friends.

[Bryanw92]

There’s actually an old joke about this!