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[SATIRE] ‘There Are More Than Two Genders,’ Tortured Employee Forced To Say At Google (tr)
The Babylon Bee ^ | January 10, 2018 | Babby Lonbee

Posted on 01/17/2018 10:47:37 AM PST by fishtank

‘There Are More Than Two Genders,’ Tortured Employee Forced To Say In Darkened Room At Google Headquarters

January 10, 2018

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — In a darkened room labeled “101” deep within Google’s Mountain View headquarters, an outed conservative employee was forced to say there are more than two genders after a long period of torture.

The man was tortured for hours, arguing the objective reality of two genders, being told he was “mentally deranged” and suffering from “a defective worldview” before finally giving in.

“Do you remember writing in an email that there are only two genders?” he was asked while strapped to a table. “What if Google says there are three?”

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; gender; google; homosexualagenda
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1 posted on 01/17/2018 10:47:38 AM PST by fishtank
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To: fishtank

You call it satire.

And it is.

Today.

Tomorrow???


2 posted on 01/17/2018 10:48:36 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: fishtank

3 posted on 01/17/2018 10:48:58 AM PST by Red Badger (Wanna surprise? Google your own name. Wanna have fun? Google your friends names......)
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To: fishtank

This sounds vaguely familiar. I think I read something like this about 34 years ago.


4 posted on 01/17/2018 10:49:16 AM PST by thesharkboy (Charter member of the Basket of Deplorables)
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To: fishtank

forced to say there are more than two genders
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But there are only two sexes.

Male and female.


5 posted on 01/17/2018 10:50:43 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here of Citizen Parents-Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: fishtank

i wish people wouldn’t post this Babylon Bee stuff here. some Freepers don’t realize that it is Fake News.
Sad commentary on the current state of affairs.


6 posted on 01/17/2018 10:51:56 AM PST by Honest Nigerian
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To: Honest Nigerian

It’s not fake news. (meant to deceive)

It’s satire. (meant to amuse)


7 posted on 01/17/2018 10:54:29 AM PST by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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8 posted on 01/17/2018 10:55:38 AM PST by OttawaFreeper ("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
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9 posted on 01/17/2018 10:57:37 AM PST by treetopsandroofs
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10 posted on 01/17/2018 10:58:19 AM PST by treetopsandroofs
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To: fishtank
Horrible incident occurs leaving only traces of DNA. Deceased is going to be only one of two "actual" genders. 🤔
11 posted on 01/17/2018 10:58:32 AM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: fishtank

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/07/09/escort-arrested-murder/12397535/

A lot of Google executives are sick and perverted people. The article posted above tells you about the moral climate in the executive suites at Google.


12 posted on 01/17/2018 11:01:15 AM PST by forgotten man
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To: fishtank
Sometimes. Sometimes there are two. Sometimes there are three. Sometimes there are any number of them at once.

This is postmodernism metaphysics. For postmodernists, reality is constructed and not independently objective. Reality can be constructed by one's culture, one's language, or the structure of one's brain. If one claims that one is aware of objective reality, postmodernists say that that is just one's subjective preference.

13 posted on 01/17/2018 11:05:57 AM PST by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: fishtank

Everyone knows what’s in room 101...


14 posted on 01/17/2018 11:07:27 AM PST by skimbell
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To: fishtank

One gets very tired of tiptoeing around the snowflakes that don’t understand satire or literature. OTOH, can’t allow unabashed trolling either ~ I’ve crossed that line before. This was good.


15 posted on 01/17/2018 11:08:38 AM PST by ichabod1 (People don't want to believe it be what it is but it do.)
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To: fishtank
Well technically......

The Six Most Common Karyotypes

The six biological karyotype sexes that do not result in death to the fetus are:

X – Roughly 1 in 2,000 to 1 in 5,000 people (Turner’s )
XX – Most common form of female
XXY – Roughly 1 in 500 to 1 in 1,000 people (Klinefelter)
XY – Most common form of male
XYY – Roughly 1 out of 1,000 people
XXXY – Roughly 1 in 18,000 to 1 in 50,000 births

This excludes a few other oddities of nature.

Still that does seem like more than “two” I doubt that is what they were trying to make the person admit to, but technically “two” is not a correct answer.

16 posted on 01/17/2018 11:09:56 AM PST by Robert357 ( Dan Rather was discharged as "medically unfit" on May 11, 1954.)
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To: fishtank

This isn’t really all that far from what Damore saw and experienced at Google.


17 posted on 01/17/2018 11:11:17 AM PST by madprof98
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To: fishtank

This may be satire, but beware, this could be the wave of the future.

Remember everyone laughed at Anita Bryant in the 70’s when she warned about militant homosexuals. She was rigt


18 posted on 01/17/2018 11:12:27 AM PST by Angels27
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To: Honest Nigerian

Sad commentary on some FReepers. Although it may help to add (satire) to the title.


19 posted on 01/17/2018 11:14:43 AM PST by Rusty0604
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To: fishtank

Correct.


20 posted on 01/17/2018 11:14:43 AM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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