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40 Things No Man Over 40 Should Own
bestlifeonline.com ^ | 7/11/2017 | Eric Spitznagel

Posted on 07/24/2017 10:00:35 AM PDT by rktman

There’s an old proverb (or maybe it’s just the title of a Broadway play) that reminds us of the universal truth: “You can’t take it with you.” Though they’re talking about life after death, I believe it applies to your 40s, as well. If you’re a man on the cusp of middle age, there’s a long list of things you should be leaving in the past. I’m talking about everything from scooters that would be mistaken for a child’s to wildly age-inappropriate clothing to the single worst haircut any man can have—especially someone at your dignified station in life.

Now, without further ado, here are the 40 things you should probably say goodbye to immediately. And once you’ve cut these things out of your life, be sure to learn the 40 words and phrases no man over 40 should ever say.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
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To: fuente

Me too. They are all on rotation. Except my ‘65 Epiphone Riviera I bought new. It does go out but not as often as the others. On display and out to play.


81 posted on 07/24/2017 10:37:19 AM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: rktman
Most of the list was funny. I read it with my 49 year old husband in mind. The only two things on the list that he owns are ball caps and hooded sweatshirts. He's a contractor: ball caps keep the sun out his eyes and hooded sweatshirts keep him warm in the cold. I checked out the "recommended " hats. Any of them would look stupid at a job site. A fedora while shingling? 🙄
82 posted on 07/24/2017 10:40:25 AM PDT by NorthstarMom
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To: fuente

It’s an addiction I think. I play them too.


83 posted on 07/24/2017 10:40:31 AM PDT by nikos1121 (Rudy Guiuliani for Head of FBI)
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To: treetopsandroofs

“Always wanted to attend Burning Man once, but still haven’t convinced any friends to go with me” Coming up soon. Know several folks who go. One of our friends finally called it out as now being just another money making load of crap “portraying” itself as anti-establishment with lots of deviant crap going on. He said he won’t be going back.


84 posted on 07/24/2017 10:40:40 AM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: discostu

I don’t wear “hoodies”. I do wear the 5 hooded sweatshirts that I own.


85 posted on 07/24/2017 10:41:22 AM PDT by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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To: Bryanw92

Sword cane.

If you are a man of a certain age, a sword cane is an excellent case.


86 posted on 07/24/2017 10:42:16 AM PDT by redgolum
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To: doorgunner69
FlipFlops are great at the beach, or in some casual-type atmosphere. Would I wear mine to a white-collar executive job? Not so much. But then, I'd not wear my concert T-Shirt, hoodie, fresh neck tattoo, baseball hat, and Velcro wallet with a big trucker's chain to my white-collar job, either. :-)

This list read like a NYC metrosexual playing dress up, trying to impress his dad.

Real men - FReepers - wouldn't take a list like this seriously. They'd know the proper comportment and attire for the situation, and behave accordingly. :-) But there are plenty of pajama boys out there who said "Tribal Tattoos are déclassé? Who knew?".

87 posted on 07/24/2017 10:42:18 AM PDT by wbill
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I’ve been playing guitar (and more!) For 52 years. I get asked to play at parties. Heck, I get asked to play FOR parties.


88 posted on 07/24/2017 10:42:23 AM PDT by Clutch Martin (Hot sauce aside, every culture has its pancake, just as every culture has its noodle.)
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To: Red Badger

Well if you’re going through hell, keep going. But not like the devil does... God bless you to healing, even of soul as well as body.


89 posted on 07/24/2017 10:42:46 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: rktman

I have a hoodie and one shot glass from my alma mater.


90 posted on 07/24/2017 10:43:29 AM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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To: CodeToad

Never had flip flops.


91 posted on 07/24/2017 10:44:15 AM PDT by ealgeone
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To: rktman

That whole site is entertaining, sex advise for men.


92 posted on 07/24/2017 10:44:20 AM PDT by sickoflibs (Message to Trump : I am not tired of winning yet. Please more winning ! Get your crap together fast!)
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To: wbill

A general confusion


93 posted on 07/24/2017 10:44:22 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: rktman

Anyone worried about the disapproval of some queer with a keyboard is no man at all. Men: Do what you want, when you want, while wearing what you want, and don’t concern yourself with anyone else’s approval. Just don’t harm anyone who hasn’t earned it.


94 posted on 07/24/2017 10:44:46 AM PDT by Trod Upon (Government employees and welfare recipients are both net tax consumers. Often for life.)
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To: rktman

And me too. The ‘62 ES 355 sits in its case but the others stay out on stands when not being played.


95 posted on 07/24/2017 10:45:36 AM PDT by VietVet876
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To: rktman

So...I should throw out my bowling shoes and rent a pair of skanky ones down at the alley?


96 posted on 07/24/2017 10:46:12 AM PDT by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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To: Trod Upon

I will quote Dennis Leary from “Demolition Man”....

You see, according to Cocteau’s plan I’m the enemy, ‘cause I like to think; I like to read. I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I’m the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - “Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?” I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I’ve SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It’s a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing “I’m an Oscar Meyer Wiener”.


97 posted on 07/24/2017 10:46:44 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: rktman
I have a purple pullover hoodie.

Got it on sale for 10 euros.

98 posted on 07/24/2017 10:47:36 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama!)
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To: rktman

Well, I am a woman over 40, and these are the 40 things I will NOT give up. (Not in any particular order at first...but then it narrows down)

40. Classic Rock
39. FRee Republic
38. Black Skinny Jeans
37. My 12-String
36. My Acoustic Guitar
35. My Big Dog
34. My CCW (and accessories)
33. My Olive-Wood Manger Set from Bethlehem, Israel
32. My Schecter 2-Octave Bass
31. My Black Harley T-Shirts
30. My Husband’s Ashes
29. My genuine Hand-Held Vampire-Repelling Cross from Romania given to me by my deceased friend who was a Missionary there during the Ceausescu years
28. My Gibson Les Paul
27. My 1993 HDFXR Superglide
26. My iPOD Nano which contains hours of Classic Rock
25. The Master Discs of my Musical Compositions
24. My leather vest with my M.M. Patch
23. My Hard-Cover edition of Ben Hur (The Book, not the Movie)
22. My Leather Jacket, which has survived 27,000 miles and 4 crashes
21. My Wedding Shirt, which took me 9 months to embroider
20. The hand-made quilt my Godmother made for me
19. My Hope Chest, which I built and painted myself (Pennsylvanian Dutch Style)
18. A Flag flown from the Deck of the USS Arizona Memorial
17. My dad’s WW2 Pictures of Okinawa, China, Japan, and Various Sea Battles
16. An Autographed Copy of Life’s Picture History of WW2 (The autograph is of Gen Paul Tibbetts, whom I met in Miami)
15. Drumsticks personalized and autographed by Nicko McBrain of Iron Maiden
14. An old photo of my MiQ-Mac (First Nation) Ancestor, Isaac Landry
13. My Expired passport with the “Israel” stamp on it.
12. My Long-Form-Birth-Certificate
11. My US Citizenship
10. My First Bible (NASB, totally marked up!)
9. My Harley Boots
8. My Fender Amp
7. My Voting Registration Card
6. My Drivers License (Motorcycles included)
5. My Computer (to keep up with FR!)
4. My Optimism
3. My Faith
2. My Joy
1. My Salvation


99 posted on 07/24/2017 10:47:56 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: VietVet876

They were on backorder when I was looking thus the Epi. Made next door to the Gibson place in Kalamazoo. It does get to venture out on occasion. The others are in display cases Mrs rktman insisted on getting. She didn’t like them in the closet.


100 posted on 07/24/2017 10:49:06 AM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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