Posted on 04/22/2017 1:38:01 PM PDT by sodpoodle
WASHINGTON (AP) - at 12:15pm today President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of Mexico, which provides for the sale of substantially all of the State of California to the country of Mexico. President Trump noted that this deal, which he claims "is his largest real estate deal ever" is a win-win for everyone involved. One of the benefits he says he will highlight during a prime time address from the oval office later this evening, will include using the proceeds received by the US from Mexico to 1) pay for the Wall (fulfilling yet another campaign promise), a wall which will now include the length of the eastern border of California, 2) fund all the infrastructure spending in the remaining 49 states and 3) pay to relocate the 67 Republicans that currently reside in California.
Maybe add plowed ground and some towers.
You want me to quit what?
(Please note - if you ever get into this prayer line, it is much better for olfactory reasons to move to the front row of this large prayer assembly, and not be in the last row, like the unfortunate person who took this photo.)
The USA, or California.- if you want to stay in the USA.
Too late. Dimwitted George Bush the Younger sold California to Mexico years ago.
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