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Where in the World Is Barack Obama?
Townhall.com ^ | March 28, 2017 | Ed Klein

Posted on 03/28/2017 4:18:12 PM PDT by Kaslin

In 1967, after shooting Mutiny on the Bounty, Marlon Brando bought the atoll of Tetiaroa in French Polynesia as his secluded getaway from the dreaded klieg lights of Hollywood.

Fifty years later, after Barack Obama staged a mutiny against his party by refusing entreaties to lead the “Resistance” to Donald Trump, he flew to a luxury resort on Brando’s island to evade the partisan clashes in Washington.

It seems fitting that Obama would end up at The Brando, as the resort is known, since the two men have much in common.

Marlon Brando is considered to be one of the greatest movie actors of all time—and yet he hated being an actor.

Barack Obama is considered to be one of the most compelling political campaigners of all time—and he hates being a politician.

The movie critic Pauline Kael once called Brando “the rebel.”

Obama, when asked to pick his favorite character from Star Wars, chose Han Solo because he’s “a little bit of a rebel.”

Brando was a leftwing activist who participated in the civil rights and Native American movements.

Obama was a leftwing community organizer who became the most liberal president in our history.

Brando was a famous recluse.

Obama is famous for preferring his own company to that of others.

While at The Brando, Obama has been staying at a villa with its own plunge pool, private beach, and TV media room. He’s been working on his White House memoirs, reading a book about Teddy Roosevelt’s post-presidency, snorkeling, bike riding, riding outriggers and canoes, sampling the French cuisine at Les Mutinés restaurant, and watching the sun set from Bob’s Bar. Obama issued a brief statement defending his signature domestic achievement during the recent ObamaCare brouhaha on Capitol Hill, but he’s refused to take phone calls from Democrat politicians. However, while he’s going French in French Polynesia, he does take an occasional call from his éminence grise, Valerie Jarrett.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: barackhussein0bama; barzaiboys; frenchpolynesia; gaybathhouse; obamavacation; worstpresidentever
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To: Kaslin

Teabaging with Reggie


21 posted on 03/28/2017 4:30:51 PM PDT by Hyman Roth
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To: Kaslin

Hopefully the Russians kidnapped him.


22 posted on 03/28/2017 4:32:24 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Kaslin

oh that word is snorkeling...I thought I was reading “snorting” and I thought how honest Obama had become...

but no...

and “watching the sun set from Bob’s Bar” ...is he alone and wasting that there sunset ???


23 posted on 03/28/2017 4:33:58 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: max americana
Busy kneeling down in front of satan Reggie.

Fixed it for ya.

24 posted on 03/28/2017 4:35:57 PM PDT by KevinB (Barack Obama: The best example in history of the dangers of affirmative action!)
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To: JudyinCanada

LOL that’s what I mentioned...the sunsets..

High five !!!


25 posted on 03/28/2017 4:36:29 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Brando managed to get the actress preggies...


26 posted on 03/28/2017 4:37:31 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Kaslin
Obama, when asked to pick his favorite character from Star Wars, chose Han Solo because he’s “a little bit of a rebel.”


Han and Chewie

27 posted on 03/28/2017 4:40:48 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Migraine

Thanks for the comments. Good points.

I think the left would be happy to back Obama again if he were to launch a public effort to discredit Trump.

It has seemed to me he was doing that too, at points.

He has a very high opinion of himself, something that many of us do, but he has sure honed it to an art form.


28 posted on 03/28/2017 4:45:54 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (NeverTrump, a movement that was revealed to be a movement. Thank heaven we flushed!)
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To: JudyinCanada
His wife's not there with him?

The mother-in-law's probably back in the states, too.

I guess that's what he was talking about when he said he wanted to finally be able to take a "real vacation."

29 posted on 03/28/2017 4:47:10 PM PDT by x
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To: Kaslin

Where in the World Is Barack Obama?


Don’t know, don’t care, and the longer he’s gone the better I like it.


30 posted on 03/28/2017 4:49:46 PM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: Kaslin

I really don’t care where he is, as long as he doesn’t come back.


31 posted on 03/28/2017 4:50:16 PM PDT by wjcsux (The hyperventilating of the left means we are winning! (Tagline courtesy of Laz.))
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To: DoughtyOne

He is probably off planning a war against the US.


32 posted on 03/28/2017 4:52:11 PM PDT by formosa
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To: Kaslin

Who the freak cares? Please, can we quit bringing this guy’s name up? I mean we had to put up with eight years of this guys name/picture every day. ENOUGH ALREADY.

Please, we are in recovery mode right now and don’t need articles posted on FR about Obama and his free time activities.


33 posted on 03/28/2017 4:55:53 PM PDT by Jim W N
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To: formosa
Perhaps he's being debriefed by Hamas, Hezbollah, al Fatah, the Taliban, the Muslim Brotherhood, al Qaeda, and ISIS.

Okay, now that you aren't talking to people who the NSA, CIA, or FBI might be recording, is there anything you forgot to tell us while you were president, that could help us eliminate the impact of the U. S. on global dynamics?

34 posted on 03/28/2017 4:57:03 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (NeverTrump, a movement that was revealed to be a movement. Thank heaven we flushed!)
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To: Kaslin

It is hard to served a subpoena for a U.S.A. court, when you are NOT in the U.S.A.


35 posted on 03/28/2017 4:59:57 PM PDT by ktw (72 ID, Finally Retired after 25 years!)
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To: Kaslin

Brando allegedly had a “man crush” on Wally Cox. As for Barry... well rumor has it...


36 posted on 03/28/2017 5:01:18 PM PDT by PBRCat
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To: Zarro

Ditto here.


37 posted on 03/28/2017 5:02:41 PM PDT by Kaslin ( The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triump. Thomas Paine)
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To: Kaslin

It took him about 4 weeks out of office to abandon his fake family.

It proves what FReepers have been saying all along, he was a Manchurian candidate. His family is as bogus as his Hawaiian birth certificate.


38 posted on 03/28/2017 5:14:49 PM PDT by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches, and get with what's real.)
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To: Kaslin

The cold hearted man with neither love of nation or moral soul in his heart...The would be America Destroyer, Barack Hussein Obama...the servant of “SATAN” himself...if not being “SATAN” himself!!! Good riddance, never return, forever...traitor....”OBAMA”!!!


39 posted on 03/28/2017 5:15:17 PM PDT by JLAGRAYFOX (Defeat both the Republican (e) & Democrat (e) political parties....Forever!!!)
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To: Kaslin

Anywhere that does not have extradition.


40 posted on 03/28/2017 5:19:02 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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