Posted on 02/20/2017 12:15:48 AM PST by Kaslin
The sequel to that stupid mommy porn bondage movie is now in theaters, giving naughty thrills to bored housewives whose liberal husbands cant cut it manwise, but the real festival of S&M was in the White House as President Trump unleashed his iron discipline on the media. Call it Fifty Shades of Orange.
It wasnt a press conference it was a kinky dungeon session where masochistic journalists eagerly sought out the delicious pain Master T was dealing. Hack after hack stepped up, tried to play gotcha. and ended up whimpering in the fetal position. The best part was CNNs Jim Acosta, fresh from whining about how conservative outlets now get to ask questions too, basically handing Trump the cat-o-nine tails. Dude, next time keep from talking yourself into more public humiliation by biting down on the ball gag.
The medias safe word is Objectivity, but none of them uttered it.
The wonderful thing about Trump and the thing that sets the Fredocons and wusspublicans fussing is that he gives exactly zero damns about the medias inflated and ridiculous self-image. He doesnt pay lip service to their lie that they are anything but what Instapundit calls Democratic Party operatives with bylines. Trump called them the the enemy of the American People, to which normals responded with Yeah, sounds about right.
Trump sees them as the enemy, which they are, and he calls them what they are, just like he calls radical Islamic terrorists radical Islamic terrorists instead of generic extremists who shout Allah Akbar! as they commit acts of workplace violence whose motives remain elusive and unknowable. It would be ironic that the media hates it when a politician tells the truth, except no one still believes the media is in the truth business.
The press conference provided a great excuse for one of the medias periodic freakouts about pretend oppression. After all, the best press is Threatened by Fascism Press, where the pampered members of the Fourth Estate get to play the heroic resistance to huge, shadowy forces intent on stilling their voices and suppressing truth and justice. Except the media might come off as a bit more sincere about freedom of speech if it spared even a fraction of its ostentatious current concern for itself for the conservatives being silenced and beaten at Berkeley while the police stood back, under orders to let it happen. Oh, and it would be more convincing if the media did not eagerly support overturning a Supreme Court ruling that said that the government could not stop people from showing a movie critical of Hillary Clinton. Im not saying my novel Peoples Republics depiction of a lapdog press serving the liberal fascist elite in post-secession blue America represents the medias desired end-state, but all the evidence supports that the medias desired end-state is totally to serve as the lapdog of a liberal fascist elite in a post-secession blue America.
Only a fevered hive mind, poisoned by unearned self-regard and a delusional sense of its own moral superiority, could seriously equate a politician pointing out the obvious fact that todays reporters are mostly lying, incompetent jerks with Hitlerian press censorship. Tell you what Ill believe you when the National Guard shows up to shut down CNN by padlocking the makeup room.
Except, according to the AP, the National Guard is busy preparing to be unleashed upon the photogenic honor student dreamers who the press tells us make up the undocumented friend community when they arent murdering us or voting, which our ink-stained guardians assure us totally never ever happens, and Trump lies, plus youre a racist. Another day, another example of Fake News. My favorite part of this particular press foot-shoot was getting lectured on the intricacies of the Posse Comitatus Act by 25-year old media savants whose military experience consists of pestering their dorm mates about Call of Dutys cartoon guns being phallocentric and how the game is insufficiently welcoming to the trans perspective.
In any case, the whole National Guard v. Aliens story was yet another giant lie in that seemingly endless series of giant lies we call the News, but dont think it made the press go into spasms of reflection or self-criticism. No, those bloodhounds pivoted right back to the important stuff, like sniffing out whether someone in the West Wing might have uttered some vaguely complimentary words about Ivankas line of shoes. In the meantime, this lie opened the floodgates and released a horde of mouth-breathing liberals slandering our National Guard warriors as Nazis on Twitter. Thanks, media nothing I love better than seeing my former troops reputations made collateral damage of your quest to bring down a president you resent because he was elected without your approval.
Its all so pathetic, and the clichés are so hackneyed. As always, there was the Will You Denounce X? Guy, rolling out the usual demand that Trump denounce some misbehavior he has nothing to do with in what everyone who isnt an utter moron or in Congress sees as a cheesy ploy to associate the innocent respondent with said misbehavior. The day after Israels leader rhapsodized about Trumps friendship for the Jewish people, Trumps somehow obligated to concede the implicit charge that hes secretly ant-Semitic? Its stupid, its a lie, and its wonderful that Trump refused to play along with this tired, hack tactic.
Then theres the Russians/Flynn nonsense, a non-story that America non-cares about. Oh, theres a real story there, but the press isnt interested in that. Heres the real story the intelligence community under the Obama administration was obviously eavesdropping on Trumps campaign in violation of practically every law ever written. Whether it was direct tapping of phones and emails, or illegally accessing the communications swooped up by the NSA in its nets, its clear that Obamas people were spying on Obamas political opponents. The transcript excerpts of Flynns phone call with the Russian diplomat leaked because it could be played off as targeting the Russian, though this was still an outrageous disclosure of American spying capabilities. What these criminals cant do is release the communications between Americans that they possess because doing that confirms what we all know that Obamas people spied on his political opponents like his IRS persecuted them. The only question really is what did Obama know, and when did he know it interestingly, on his way out the door, Obama made it easy to hide the source of the leaks by opening up access to the information across a bunch of agencies. Theres your story, a scandal that makes Watergate seem microscopic, and the mainstream media will not touch it because it would destroy the medias political allies.
But wait, what about Trumps bathrobe? Better flood the zone, stat!
Now, the media could try something new, like being objective and covering issues people care about. It could stop making every single question some sort of gotcha ploy designed to generate a viral clip. Normals tire of these antics; they want information that affects their lives. How about a question like Mr. President, the market is up 10 percent since the election. Where do you expect it to go from here and why? Thats not a softball question just because it recognizes that Trump has a success; it seeks information that every American with an IRA or 401(k) wants to know. Sexy? No. Useful? Yes. Oh, and it also totally undercuts Trumps ability to make the question about the press I actually wonder how he would respond to a non-hostile, reasonable question because, outside of Katie Pavlich, Ive never seen him asked one.
But the media wont learn, which is why it needs to die and be reborn as something that isnt the hacky lackey of one of the political parties. Until then, the mainstream media will just keep on begging Thank you Mr. President, may I have another? and Trump will happily keep on delivering.
The media is completely unrepentant. They keep saying Sweden has not had any terrorism in 5 years, while Trump was talking about Rampant crime by muzzies.
What is GAB.AI?
Didn’t you hear him say on Thursday at the press conference that he watches FOX and Friends, because they are fair, (which they are) and he likes them?
Well after they were bitching because he called on Katie Pavlin from Townhall.com the day before; and remember she asked him and Benjamin Netanyahu about Israel, which was the purpose of Bibi’s visit. He invited them the next day. He invited them the next day and let them know what he thought of them.
I don't know what you got against Townhall.com? Townhall.com didn't write the op-ed. Col Schlichter did, and if you don't like his style than don't read him. I love his columns and so do many others
That’s schlichtered. His name is Schlichter, not Schlicter
well if you don’t like differing views, don’t post
The daily presser is obsolete. One a week for Spicer and once a quarter for Pres. Trump.
the h is silent
but thanks for your adherence to spelling
I emailed FoxNews Sunday and told them they should change the name to “NeverTrump Sunday”
The new right/alt-right alternative to Twitter.
They’ve been going round the houses with Apple and Google who keep rejecting their app for obvious reasons.
I think Schlicter’s humorous bombast serves a purpose here, although I agree the 50 shades subject is disturbing.
The left has long used ridicule as a weapon, while the right has chosen to remain above that level of discourse - most often leading to the right being eviscerated in the eyes of the public. Schlicter is sometimes over-the-top, but the ridicule embedded in his prose serves a very important purpose - to get people’s attention.
Ann Coulter writes in much the same style.
Interestingly, I have uBlock original as an adblocker and the Townhall link(s) won’t load if it’s on.
Of course, the cheeky beggars have 43 (43!?!) trackers and beacons enabled on their page per Ghostery stats.
Any self-respecting entity doing business with Taboola and their sick, disgusting, bizarre ads is no longer self-respecting.
-> uBlock Origin
Oh I understand fully whats happenin here... I just think it lacks a little class. Freepers are always so quick to scoff at others for grammar, tact, language etc... I say stay consistent. maybe I shouldn’t have said anything...
The natural disposition is always to believe. It is acquired wisdom and experience only that teach incredulity, and they very seldom teach it enough. The wisest and most cautious of us all frequently gives credit to stories which he himself is afterwards both ashamed and astonished that he could possibly think of believing.Think about it: everyone learns language at their mothers knee. And we trust our mothers implicitly. Skepticism is learned - with great difficulty - after we have learned to believe.The man whom we believe is necessarily, in the things concerning which we believe him, our leader and director, and we look up to him with a certaindegree of esteem and respect. But as from admiring other people we come to wish to be admired ourselves; so from being led and directed by other people we learn to wish to become ourselves leaders and directors . . .
The desire of being believed, the desire of persuading, of leading and directing other people, seems to be one of the strongest of all our natural desires. - Adam Smith, Theory of Moral Sentiments (1759)
No one still believes the media is in the truth business - but still we struggle to keep from believing The News. That is why we find it so valuable to be able to pool our meagre stores of incredulity here on FR.
Well, until he breaks out the wood chippers, he will always be too nice to the MSM.
I did never watch them, nor did I watch the briefings.
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