Okay, post your favorite Al Czervik lines.
1 posted on
02/14/2017 5:33:50 PM PST by
PJ-Comix
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28 posted on
02/14/2017 5:51:16 PM PST by
Sgt_Schultze
(If a border fence isn't effective, why is there a border fence around the White House?)
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I wonder if the NYT would print that Michelle Obama is a cow? Only because there is NO way she could ever be mistaken for a hooker.
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Nice shirt but it looks good on you.
31 posted on
02/14/2017 5:56:58 PM PST by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacted the most.)
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“Hey, Wang!”
What a fun movie! Never got old...
32 posted on
02/14/2017 5:57:15 PM PST by
W.
(How sweet it is to say "Former President 0bama!")
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NYT Thinks It's Insulting Trump by Comparing Him to 'Caddyshack's' Al CzervikNo respect at all! You can't make this stuff up..
33 posted on
02/14/2017 5:57:24 PM PST by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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34 posted on
02/14/2017 6:00:52 PM PST by
tcrlaf
(They told me it could never happen in America. And then it did....)
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Hey, sweetie, you must’ve been something before electricity!
Did you get a free bowl of soup with that hat?
CC
35 posted on
02/14/2017 6:01:21 PM PST by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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Hey Moose ! Rocco !
Help the Judge find his chequebook !
36 posted on
02/14/2017 6:06:43 PM PST by
Reverend Wright
(the snowflakes are having a meltdown !)
To: PJ-Comix
NYT Publisher “Pinch” Sulzberger as Judge Elihu Smails:
“Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.”
37 posted on
02/14/2017 6:11:31 PM PST by
abb
("News reporting is too important to be left to the journalists." Walter Abbott (1950 -))
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This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!
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This is my friend, Mr Wang, (no offense).
Hey nice kid, nice kid, (now I know why tigers eat their young.)
39 posted on
02/14/2017 6:15:22 PM PST by
j_tull
(Massachusetts - once leader of the American Revolution, now leader of its demise.)
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"Hey Mrs. Clinton, I bet you were something before electricity!"
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That kangaroo stole my ball!!
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42 posted on
02/14/2017 6:20:38 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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We just bought property behind the Great Wall .... on the good side.
43 posted on
02/14/2017 6:35:12 PM PST by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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“Drop Anchor” “You scratched my anchor”.
Caddyshack was the same analogy I thought up. Great minds think alike.
44 posted on
02/14/2017 6:36:07 PM PST by
Revolutionary
("Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!")
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I used to get the New Yor Slimes just so my bird could crap on it. I figured that was th only thing that newspaper was good for.
46 posted on
02/14/2017 7:17:08 PM PST by
seawolf101
(Member LES DEPLORABLES)
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Golf courses and cemeteries. Two biggest wastes of real estate.
47 posted on
02/14/2017 7:40:32 PM PST by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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And what happens at the end of the movie?
Lots of bombs go off!
50 posted on
02/16/2017 7:45:37 PM PST by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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