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Okay, post your favorite Al Czervik lines.
1 posted on 02/14/2017 5:33:50 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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How’d you like to make 14 dollars the hard way?!


2 posted on 02/14/2017 5:36:02 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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Oh but it looks good on you!


3 posted on 02/14/2017 5:36:32 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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“Hey Wang, What’s with the camera? It’s a parking lot!”


5 posted on 02/14/2017 5:37:06 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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I swear to you. I thought the first thing President Trump was going to say after getting inaugurated:

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

6 posted on 02/14/2017 5:37:14 PM PST by MuttTheHoople (Yes, Liberals, I question your patriotism)
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Bartender? You know for Italians that’s skilled labor!

...I’m Italian but i love that line lol


7 posted on 02/14/2017 5:37:16 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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Judge Smails: You - you will never be a member of Bushwood!
Al Czervik: A member? You think I actually want to join this scumatorium? The only reason I’m here is because I might buy it!


8 posted on 02/14/2017 5:37:18 PM PST by generally ( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.


9 posted on 02/14/2017 5:37:37 PM PST by HotLZ
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10 posted on 02/14/2017 5:37:47 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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What time are you due back at Boy’s Town?


11 posted on 02/14/2017 5:38:23 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.


12 posted on 02/14/2017 5:38:29 PM PST by MuttTheHoople (Yes, Liberals, I question your patriotism)
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Al Czervik: [drops his bow anchor on Judge Smails’ sailboat, sinking it] Hey, you scratched my anchor!


13 posted on 02/14/2017 5:38:32 PM PST by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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Did somebody step on a duck?


14 posted on 02/14/2017 5:38:52 PM PST by NotSoFreeStater (If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice)
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My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!

...Had the romantic dinner and gave her the candy already...that should shut her up for the night while I joke around on here :)


16 posted on 02/14/2017 5:41:05 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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“That kangaroo stole my ball!”


17 posted on 02/14/2017 5:41:34 PM PST by JPJones (George Washington's Tariffs were Patriotic. Build a Wall and Build a Wall of tariffs.)
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19 posted on 02/14/2017 5:43:10 PM PST by heterosupremacist (Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
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Give me a hundred naked lady tees for my friend Wang.


20 posted on 02/14/2017 5:43:31 PM PST by bray (Pray for President Trump)
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The Times spots doody in the pool!


21 posted on 02/14/2017 5:43:44 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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“Why don’t you call me when you have no class.”

oh wait, wrong movie.


22 posted on 02/14/2017 5:44:40 PM PST by JPJones (George Washington's Tariffs were Patriotic. Build a Wall and Build a Wall of tariffs.)
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Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity!


23 posted on 02/14/2017 5:44:52 PM PST by pinkandgreenmom
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“Hey, Wang!”
What a fun movie! Never got old...


27 posted on 02/14/2017 5:50:14 PM PST by W. (How sweet it is to say "Former President 0bama!")
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