L.A.’s mayor wants to lower the city’s temperature. These scientists are figuring out how to do it

Los Angeles Times ^ | February 10, 2017 | By DEBORAH NETBURN

[Nuc 1.1]

Well they are democrats, so... right up there with vacuum bottles. They keep hot things hot and cold things cold. But how does the vacuum bottle know? ;D)

[Yaelle]

Mayor Yoga Pants putting rain seed clouds over his donors’ neighborhoods??

[Yaelle]

Yep. Deport 3+ Million Illegals and bulldoze East LA. Make it a smelt refuge.

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See, this is the kind of real forward thinking we need in this state. I’d like to help with smelt birth control. Those roe are delicious in sushi.

[Yaelle]

Governor Moonbeam! I didn’t know you were a FReeper!

[Yaelle]

You’ve solved it. Make every month in Los Angeles June. It will be cool and foggy year round then!

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Then the mayor will make the ocean recede and the skies clear.

[kosciusko51]

Well, there is the La Canada highway ...

[Yaelle]

[Yaelle]

Laughing hysterically even as your idea kills me and all my kids. But it’s still funny.

[Yaelle]

Your idea sounds doable and the science actually works. You ain’t from around here, is ya?

[Bob]

Most of the Giants fans are much farther north. I don’t know how much good Dodgers fans would do for cooling the city.