Posted on 01/18/2017 8:09:19 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
Watch out, guys!
An Austrian femme fatale known as the “Ice Cream Killer” will have plenty of new men to choose from at her new lockdown.
Estibaliz Carranza, 38, will be transferred to an all-male prison because she’s too dangerous to be locked up at a women’s facility, but authorities might be playing right into her hands.
The maniacal murderess has a history of luring men into her web and then killing and slicing up their bodies with a chainsaw.
In 2012, she was sentenced to life behind bars for the dismemberment murders of her ex-husband and her onetime lover on separate occasions. She shot them both in the head, carved up their bodies, stored their parts in a freezer and buried their remains under the concrete floor of her sweet shop. She then hung air fresheners to hide the smell of their rotting corpses.
After her conviction, Carranza was incarcerated at a women’s prison in Schwarzenau, Lower Austria, but will now be moved to a “special” all-male penitentiary in Asten, Upper Austria, The Mirror reported Monday.
Carranza will be the first female prisoner to be housed at the state-of-the-art facility, which currently holds 91 men. Thirteen additional female inmates will be transferred there in the near future.
The staff consists of 45 nurses, 18 therapists, four doctors and eight prison guards, The Mirror said....
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Dearest Toad all of us women hide our crazy. It’s part of the fun.
“Dearest Toad all of us women hide our crazy. It’s part of the fun.”
It’s why we have the chart! Although that chart doesn’t have the Crazy Multiplier: “Multiply her perceived crazy by 3 to obtain the actual estimated crazy.”
Three is actually a little low of you ask me.
“hottest of the hot “
Read the chart again. It says, crazy starts at a 4for women, and if she is smoking hot and below a 4 then it must be a dood because only doods are below a 4 in crazy anyway.
Maybe. I’ve dated 10s...on the crazy scale! Whoo-boy!
I had one once that wanted to strip and get naked on a ski lift! ....ok, but the lift ride ended before we got totally naked.
“I’m your Ice Cream Man, stop me when I’m passing by....”
My husbands hunting buddy told us last year he woke to a noise in his garage. He and his wife found a naked woman eating ice cream out of their deep freeze. No lie. Must be they are adding crazy to ice cream and when women eat it, well ....
Da all be crazy. Some can deal with it better than others.
lol! “Need some chocolate syrup?”
Why cook for them?
If you happen across any hidden chainsaws --
If she gives you a chainsaw as "a present", smiles a small little smile, turns her head a lets out a little laugh...
True. I look around at some women and I know I can handle my crazy way better than they can.
You normally feed prisoners.
Well, that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
Who’s to care if she eliminates a few of the baddest of the bad inmates?
I can’t eat ice cream. Stuffs up my nose. But chocolate syrup, bring it. Just pour it on myself, don’t bother eating it. It’s how I keep my husband home. LOL
No, it's not:
Milana Vayntrub doesn't look crazy. Well, not much past the standard level 4. And she's way farther up the hot scale.
Bttt
I agree. If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking to too much space
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