Posted on 12/28/2016 8:20:44 PM PST by BulletBobCo
This may be the single greatest aviation story ever told, it’s about the iconic SR-71 Blackbird whose full operating specs are still classified to this day. The story, from the now out-of-print book Sled Driver by former SR-71 jockey Brian Shul (available used on Amazon for just $700). Here’s the ultimate aviation troll:
There were a lot of things we couldn’t do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.
It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.
I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldn’t match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.
Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.
We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: “November Charlie 175, I’m showing you at ninety knots on the ground.”
Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the ” Houston Center voice.” I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country’s space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didn’t matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.
Just moments after the Cessna’s inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. “I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.” Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. “Center, Dusty 52 ground speed check”. Before Center could reply, I’m thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, ol’ Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He’s the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: “Dusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.”
And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done – in mere seconds we’ll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.
Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: “Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?” There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. “Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.”
I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: “Ah, Center, much thanks, we’re showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.”
For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A.came back with, “Roger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.”
It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine day’s work. We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.
For just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest guys out there.
Kind of like "British Airways pilot, have you not been to Frankfort before?" "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and we didn't land."
I think all F18 pilot had to do was go into after burner and call in again.
always funny no matter how often you read it.
one of my old customers was a Blackbird test pilot, he just laughed derisively when I asked if it could fly Mach 3 and 80,000 ft
They’ve been out of service since 99 or so. nasa may have one or two for whatever reason, but they’re certainly not flying with any frequency any longer.
Yes, Space Shuttle is about 17,500 mph in orbit, but it is not a beast like the Blackbird.
I wonder then what it is I see then, flying at incredible speed in the night sky?
Pull the SR-71B’s out of mothballs. They seat 2.
Poof!
Hypersonic AF1 For President Trump.
The two most amazing things about the SR71 to me are
1) when it was designed (1958-59) and built (early 60's) and
2) where the government sourced the titanium (USSR)
“at least a 20 year old story.”
Try 35+
On my wall is an autographed color photo of an airborne 71 signed by my friend Bill Groninger.
We crossed paths in Nam back in 67 and again in 84 in San Diego where he personalized the photo to me.
All the stories are true.
http://portroyal200.com/view.php?id=767
Another great story here: http://www.xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/viewthread.php?tid=6830
1900 knots ground speed. At 80kft, Mach 1 is ~580 knots, and a strong westerly tailwind in the northern hemisphere is pretty rare.... especially a 600kt tailwind ;)
Not Fe.
that’s super cool. because thats exactly what I want someone to do with (what was then) our country’s most secret aircraft: draw unnecessary attention to it in order to win a biggest dick contest.
Nice.
List of pilots who flew the Blackbird.
http://www.sr71.us/Supp_BBook.htm
Note: Senator MajGen Barry Goldwater did on 2 Apr 1969
He also flew the U-2 and a gaggle of other aircraft.
Awesome...
The J 58’s could put out power than the SR-71 airframe could handle.
I just recently saw the plane at WPAFB. I think its last flight was coast-to-coast in 67 minutes. I had a chance when I was teaching at Creighton University to ride in a refueling tanker (C-47?) with an AF friend of mine, who was working at SAC Headquarters, Offutt AFB. A 71 called in and said he was slowing down for refuel. We were almost to the Iowa-IL state line when he called. He said approximately 10 minutes to link-up. When asked where he was, he reported: “Over Billings, Montana.” Holy crap, Batman! When he showed up, he was literally at stall speed and the tanker was firewalled. He took on a load of fuel, dropped down and—whish!—was gone. He radioed in a few minutes later (we had just crossed into IL) and said he had just completed his turn for home. When asked where he was now, he reported he was over Atlanta! The 71 couldn’t turn at all, but it was a bat-out-of-hell in a straight line.
I think it was the mid 60’s that the 71’s existance was no longer a secret.
And your point is well taken.
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