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New waters for jobless John Kerry in ’17
Boston Herald ^ | November 16, 2016 | Gayle Fee

Posted on 11/16/2016 8:18:35 PM PST by kevcol

Globe-trotting Secretary of State John Kerry will be retiring come January, and now that the wife, Teresa Heinz, has put his two favorite big-boy toys on the market — the $25 million manse on Nantucket and the $4 million yacht Isabel — whatever will the ex-senator do with all his spare time?

“The wife giveth, and the wife taketh away,” said one island wag. “Looks like he’ll have to find a job.”
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Kerry has said he would like to continue to work on global-warming type issues once he leaves the State Department, and with Trump looking to pull out of the Paris climate agreement, there could be ample opportunities within the tree-hugging industrial complex.

Pals also speculate that he’ll do some public speaking and conflict resolution work (whatever that is), and is likely to write a book.

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To: FlingWingFlyer

They haven’t done a remake of “Mister Ed” yet.
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That was about a horse, not a horse’s a$$.


21 posted on 11/16/2016 8:40:33 PM PST by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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To: crusty old prospector

He could replace my toilet seat for 10 bucks.

If that’s not an insult, I dont know what is :)


22 posted on 11/16/2016 8:40:51 PM PST by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: dp0622

I’ll do it for $9.50. I ain’t proud.


23 posted on 11/16/2016 8:43:20 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: Rebelbase

Space Gumby


24 posted on 11/16/2016 8:44:40 PM PST by ari-freedom (The Social Justice War is over and we won!)
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To: crusty old prospector

Not if you saw it!!!! :)

Great. Now i’ve outed myself as a slob on a FR thread.

But those that know me and have read many of my posts probably picked that up intuitively :)

The PLASTIC bolts in the back wont BUDGE!! And I’m too fat too really get in there with the right tools to cut them!!!

Any ideas anyone?!?!?!


25 posted on 11/16/2016 8:45:50 PM PST by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: kevcol

I think that picture along with the swiftboat guys doomed that dumbass.That was fun to watch.


26 posted on 11/16/2016 8:47:16 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: kevcol

He already looks like a corpse, I doubt he’ll have to worry about employment for long.


27 posted on 11/16/2016 8:47:48 PM PST by ozzymandus
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To: dp0622

How about a 3/8” drill bit to gently take the tops off those plastic fasteners holding the seat down? Once the tops come off, the threaded studs will drop right down through the holes in the bowl.


28 posted on 11/16/2016 8:56:01 PM PST by W. (Nuke 'em 'til they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark! Always a good time...)
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To: dp0622

A couple Taco Bell chessy beeforito especials should loosen it up.


29 posted on 11/16/2016 8:56:58 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: seawolf101
Once Mrs Heinz is done with him the old gigolo will hang out on the docks in Florida trolling for little old ladys as the cruise ships come in to dock.

I picture him with an ascot and a stick pin, missing it's stone, ala Max Bialystock.

30 posted on 11/16/2016 8:57:10 PM PST by llevrok (je sui cou rouge !)
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To: W.

NEVER thought of that. Makes great sense.

Thank you.


31 posted on 11/16/2016 8:58:59 PM PST by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: kevcol

Come Dec. 11th, he will be 73.

Why can’t he just retire and leave us in peace?

He has done enough damage since 1968.


32 posted on 11/16/2016 8:59:13 PM PST by exit82 (Making America Great Again begins with........me.)
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To: crusty old prospector

lol! I’ll stick with the other suggestion, but thanks!


33 posted on 11/16/2016 8:59:25 PM PST by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: ari-freedom

34 posted on 11/16/2016 9:02:24 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: o-n-money

Good point.


35 posted on 11/16/2016 9:03:35 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (America sent the adults back to Washington. Sorry snowflakes, spring break is over.)
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To: dp0622

You’re welcome, glad to help! If the nylon bolt spins, grab it from the bottom with a pair of vise-grips, just hang onto them when the top of the post comes off.


36 posted on 11/16/2016 9:06:44 PM PST by W. (Nuke 'em 'til they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark! Always a good time...)
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To: W.

Thanks again!


37 posted on 11/16/2016 9:07:35 PM PST by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: kevcol
Kerry has said he would like to continue to work on global-warming type issues...

...because that's where the money is, baby. Ask Algore.

Yeah, times look a little bleak. The revolving door to the $250,000 lectures brokered through the Clinton Foundation has, I fear, creaked to a halt. That whole scam was never anything more than a redistribution scheme from one set of people with more money than sense to another. One suspects, though, that a luncheon with Hillary may have suddenly been discounted out of the six-figure range, and that the grand game of Beltway musical chairs has found itself with more buttocks than cushions. One pimpled set of which may find that his grand international lecture circuit has diminished to a snake-oil show out of a creaky wagon drawn by jackasses. Life may be getting tough for the chronically entitled.

38 posted on 11/16/2016 9:17:24 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: dp0622

WD-40, PB Blaster, Liquid Wrench the nuts...no need to break
out the drill...let it soak over night..I’ve found PB Blaster
works the best...


39 posted on 11/16/2016 9:26:05 PM PST by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: kevcol

40 posted on 11/16/2016 9:48:51 PM PST by Dr.Deth
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