New waters for jobless John Kerry in ’17

Boston Herald ^ | November 16, 2016 | Gayle Fee

[kevcol]

Globe-trotting Secretary of State John Kerry will be retiring come January, and now that the wife, Teresa Heinz, has put his two favorite big-boy toys on the market — the $25 million manse on Nantucket and the $4 million yacht Isabel — whatever will the ex-senator do with all his spare time?

“The wife giveth, and the wife taketh away,” said one island wag. “Looks like he’ll have to find a job.”
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Kerry has said he would like to continue to work on global-warming type issues once he leaves the State Department, and with Trump looking to pull out of the Paris climate agreement, there could be ample opportunities within the tree-hugging industrial complex.

Pals also speculate that he’ll do some public speaking and conflict resolution work (whatever that is), and is likely to write a book.

[kevcol]

[crusty old prospector]

He is such a putz.

[FlingWingFlyer]

They haven’t done a remake of “Mister Ed” yet.

[boycott]

He might should just kick back and get to spending John Heinz ‘ money.

[kaehurowing]

Hopefully he will be indicted for treason for betraying his country during the Vietnam War.

[Veggie Todd]

Maybe he’ll move to Antarctica to avoid globull warming.

[rfp1234]

Trump will be happy to name him ambASSador to Antarctica
(a unique lifetime appointment).

[seawolf101]

Once Mrs Heinz is done with him the old gigolo will hang out on the docks in Florida trolling for little old ladys as the cruise ships come in to dock.

[ari-freedom]

He can star in yet another remake of the Addam’s family

[ari-freedom]

Sure beats Hillary’s appointment to Libya!

[redcatcherb412]

They need to develop a new medal for his valiant service in RVN, a few rice husks embedded in a rear end would suffice. (’|,)

[Theodore R.]

At 74, why doesn’t he just relax and do nothing any more destructive than his whole career has been? People in MA though probably demand that he remain active.

[ari-freedom]

He'll still have an endless supply of dimwitted snowflake groupies

[Theodore R.]

Antarctica would be cruel for the second JFK; how about Zambia?

[Theodore R.]

Yea, he can go on a speaking tour and tell the American people that he “served” in Vietnam.

[Rebelbase]

Looks like some sort of alien feces being expelled by a giant space anus.

[clearcarbon]

[acapesket]

Cannot he just go away? His Nantucket home is for sale, Heinz is sold and Nurse “fuzzy Wuzzy” has not been seen in years.

[KarlInOhio]

He was just scouting out the location for his new penguin ranch.

[BigEdLB]

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