Woman Smears 30 Cars w/ Peanut Butter in Trump Protest

Stevens Point City Times (Wisconsin) ^ | October 18, 2016 | Brandi Makuski

[ConservativeStatement]

An Amherst Junction woman has been charged with disorderly conduct after allegedly smearing peanut butter on several vehicles parked outside what she mistakenly thought was a Donald Trump rally.

Christina Ferguson, 32, was arrested on Oct. 17 after disrupting what was actually a meeting of the Tomorrow River Conservation Club.

According to the complaint, Ferguson entered the meeting, which was being held on the 3900 block of Second St. in Amherst Junction, at about 9:30 PM on Monday, holding a jar of peanut butter and yelling at the club members about how much she hated the presidential candidate.

[Grampa Dave]

Anyone with a documented peanut allergy can charge her with an assault with a dangerous substance.

[SaveFerris]

I’ve only seen the TV version of that movie. Twice.

I’m sure they probably cut some parts. Which is just fine with me.

Burt Reynolds and the bow and arrow. Wild.

[vette6387]

“Bragging on yourself drains God’s grace out of your life.”

That’s the dumbest post I’ve seen all day. DO is a good guy, I guess you aren’t so much! You’d better go brush up on your “God’s grace” a little bit.

[smokingfrog]

She might look good with a little makeup. ( in the dark )

[Mears]

Anyone who eats low sodium pb had got to be nuts.

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[Impala64ssa]

32?? She’s looks mid 40s and ugly as sin!
Looks like a skanky meth head.

[HiTech RedNeck]

The wisdom of God is foolishness to men. — Holy Bible

[vette6387]

“32?? She’s looks mid 40s and ugly as sin!!”

And what’s that growing on her chin?

[grey_whiskers]

I’d hit it.

NOW, will you take the Madonna challenge?

[Osage Orange]

I know a woman who is a lot nicer looking...I mean a lot.

But she is totally crazy eyed like her.....

[Carl Vehse]

She looks like a crackhead or she’s off her meds.

Hope she has been sterilized; we don’t need anymore of those genes on the planet.

[A_Former_Democrat]

Gee, another angry, ugly HilLIAR supporter

[Osage Orange]

I like peanut butter.....

A waste of peanut butter....

[Innovative]

I would like to see them make her pay for the clean-up or getting these people new cars.

[Lonely Bull]

She’s 6 foot 2?

Check the scale behind her. If the top of her head is aligned with where 188 cm is, the bottom of her head is aligned with where something like 120 cm (about 4') would be. Her entire head would appear to be around 70 centimeters tall, or over two feet; the rest of her body, especially the part not shown in this picture, would have remarkably odd proportions. She would be noteworthy for these reasons alone.

[SaveFerris]

Make her personally pay for any damage, wash the cars herself, give her a fine and then about 30 days in jail.

And yes, test her for Meth addiction.

[Impy]

32? I’d have guessed 50.

[BatGuano]

Not even with your dick! That is one twisted bitch. Her face isn’t even and someone got her with a left cross....

[Lonely Bull]

An Amherst Junction woman has been charged with disorderly conduct after allegedly smearing peanut butter on several vehicles parked outside what she mistakenly thought was a Donald Trump rally.

If she were a Trump supporter who entered "what she mistakenly thought was a Hillary Clinton rally," we'd be hearing about this news story across the nation as an example of those hateful, hateful conservationists conservatives.

[BatGuano]

Not even with a couple of cases...and, by then, I would forget the purpose of my being there.