Massages, red wine, and other secrets from a Bill Clinton intern

The New York Post ^ | October 2, 2016 | Edward Klein

[NYRepublican72]

Bill Clinton was getting a foot massage.

“We were on the terrace of his apartment,” recalled the 20-something intern at the William J. Clinton Presidential Library and Museum who was massaging Bill’s feet. “We had a meal served from 42 [the restaurant in the Little Rock library] — ­vegan stuff like kale salad.

“He often invites girls like me who work at the library to his apartment for a glass of red wine and a massage,” the intern said in an interview for this book. “He likes his neck and shoulders massaged because he gets knots in his muscles. But what he really likes is to have his feet massaged. He just kicks off his loafers and socks and puts his feet on the coffee table. That really makes him happy.

“Bill is always flirting with the women at the library. He knows everybody by their first name and is incredibly kind and generous. When he talks to you, it’s like you are the only person in the world. I always called him Mr. President, naturally, but one day he looked at me with this horny look and said, ‘Call me Bill.’ I sort of knew then that I was in.

[NYRepublican72]

Apparently sleazy raping Bill never learns.

I can't believe America wants to put these pieces of white trash back into the White House. What is wrong with this country?

[ClearCase_guy]

Best kept secret in the world — Bill has an eye for the ladies.

Who knew?

[Paine in the Neck]

[mosaicwolf]

When the word “cracker” is used by Blacks it doesn’t offend me at all because the the only thing that comes to my mind are the Clintons.

[Blue Jays]

Not my America...

[Theodore R.]

They are either grossly uninformed or evil.

[txrefugee]

Just proving P.T. Barnum was totally correct about Americans: “A sucker is born every minute.” That’s a good thing for the Democrat Party.

[Covenantor]

[Gaffer]

I think I’m gonna hurl.

[brucedickinson]

Bill Clinton does look like death warmed-over

[556x45]

‘He knows everybody by their first name and is incredibly kind and generous.’

Wonder if she’d see it differently if he raped her.

[wetgundog]

Got out his hose and spunked some of the girls...

[Fai Mao]

It does not sound like he talks to the PIAPS much

[ZULU]

A nice hard 2 X 4 would take care of the “knots” in his head.

[Dr. Sivana]

“We were on the terrace of his apartment,” recalled the 20-something intern at the William J. Clinton Presidential Library and Museum who was massaging Bill’s feet.

Rush Limbaugh has been calling it the Clinton Library and Massage Parlour from the beginning. He was right!

[lodi90]

Shoulder massages? LMAO. Pretty easy to decipher the code words here.

[gaijin]

MARY MAHONEY

[Tamatoa]

I don’t blame Bill at all. Hillary????

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

He is White trash. Always was, always will be.

[OrangeHoof]

Apparently sleazy raping Bill never learns.

Why should he? He never suffers the consequences and the 20-somethings are just so flattered to get "the look" from "Bill" that they'd do anything for him.

I wonder how many got autographed books of poetry from e.e. cummings?