[aquila48]

Video of how it works at source.

[Reno89519]

Yes, but at what price?

[Alberta's Child]

I will be giving standing orders to all of my friends and family ... to shoot me dead and take possession of all my assets if I ever buy something so ludicrous.

[ConservativeMind]

It just tightens fixed straps.

Big deal.

[tumblindice]

Homey bait. Long lines and fights after Turkey day, Magic 8 ball?
‘Fo Shizzle!’

[mplsconservative]

I think they missed their target market which would be people in nursing homes who can’t bend over to tie their shoes.

And who could also afford it./s

[granite]

1. How long before the batteries catch fire?
2. When will the government start giving them to the disabled?
3. Can you wear them on a plane?

[SpaceBar]

Dumbed down for their target audience. They should put a button on there that automatically calls a criminal defense attorney as well.

[Kickass Conservative]

Unless they include a free Hoverboard with purchase, I’m not buying them.

[Chode]

how lazy do you actually have to be, to buy these??? or is it a welfare thing?

[Heart-Rest]

Maybe eventually, the deluxe models will include mini cans of this stuff built right there inside them, which will automatically shoot a little spritz every time things get a bit "aromatic" in there, for those people who seem to have a pronounced problem along those lines.

[roadcat]

Wow, hope they don’t explode like Samsung phones! Say you’re shooting hoops, hang on the rim and come down hard. Kaboom, you’re ballistic!

[Berlin_Freeper]

My sneakers have velcro straps.

[Bobalu]

Well, someone had to post it :-)

[doorgunner69]

Makes sense, millennials cannot drive manual transmissions, read or write cursive, or tell time from an analog clock.

Tying shoes? That is soooo yesterday, dude!

[Reno89519]

This technology could lead to body shaping undergarment—perky breasts, tummy tuck. Maybe even settings—not perky, perky, massage, etc.

[llevrok]

how dang lazy do you have to be to need self lacing shoes??

Damn millennial crap.

[Yo-Yo]

But all the cool kids wear their shoes untied.

[albie]

Oh good. Something else to steal at blm “events”.

[nickcarraway]

How lazy do you have to be?

[Nik Naym]

What they REALLY need to make is pants that pull themselves up.