[mplsconservative]

I think they missed their target market which would be people in nursing homes who can’t bend over to tie their shoes.

And who could also afford it./s

[tumblindice]

Air Jordans were $200. A few tax years ago I calculated how many yutes I shod, but can’t remember now that I’m mini-galt.
Wonder what these wonders will sell for.

[mumblypeg]

“...people in nursing homes who can’t bend over...”

Let’s not forget the ghettopotami, the morbidly obese ones who can’t bend over to tie their shoes. They’ll need taxpayer subsidies. It’s a human right.