To: Red in Blue PA
Take the keys with you. Sometimes you just can’t fix stupid.
2 posted on
09/17/2016 7:03:43 PM PDT by
shadeaud
(Be strong when you are weak and stand up for our Constitution. It should be very educational)
To: Red in Blue PA
Why do low-riders have small steering wheels?
So you can drive them while wearing handcuffs.
3 posted on
09/17/2016 7:03:51 PM PDT by
sparklite2
(The game overs whether you play it or not.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Cracks me up LOL!
There’s a ‘Make American Criminals Great Again’ meme somewhere in there...
4 posted on
09/17/2016 7:04:01 PM PDT by
mrsmith
(Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
To: Red in Blue PA
I carry a handcuff key on my keychain.
5 posted on
09/17/2016 7:04:14 PM PDT by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: Red in Blue PA
If he’s a skinny little bastard he probably jumped the cuffs, leaving his hands in front of him. As others have said, take the keys with you, officer!
CC
7 posted on
09/17/2016 7:16:26 PM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: Red in Blue PA
9 posted on
09/17/2016 7:31:31 PM PDT by
moovova
(I'm in the basket for Trump.)
To: Red in Blue PA
I hate to see someone waste their talents. Under different conditions who knows...
12 posted on
09/17/2016 8:21:03 PM PDT by
Crucial
To: Red in Blue PA
A friend of mine in law enforcement had this scenario in training. They hired actors to act as criminals and one of them was a bit of an escape artist and he had his cruiser “stolen” in the scenario.
14 posted on
09/17/2016 8:44:57 PM PDT by
gunnut
To: Red in Blue PA
He's got a long and strong tongue. It doesn't leave fingerprints, either.
15 posted on
09/18/2016 4:50:49 AM PDT by
Right Wing Assault
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