Posted on 06/03/2016 9:47:27 AM PDT by Trump20162020
I don’t have a Parachute, out of FAIRNESS Shouldn’t Bernie give me Half of His first, before he Jumps??
So this is how Hillary gets rid of Bernie...
I was wondering how this would go down.
No, Trump isn’t that stupid, nor is he a copycat. He’ll have some great comments addressing Bernie’s silly shenanigans for attention.
Don’t let a illary supporter pack your chute:-)
New bernie slogan, Run or DIE try’n.
Bernie: Do you expect me to drop out of the race gently?
Hillary (in full Goldfinger mode) No, Mr. Sanders, I expect you to splat.
[passers-by gawk at Les]
Les Nessman: The... the crowd is uh... curious but well behaved. And I think I hear something now. Uh... The crowd is moving out into the parking area. And... oh yes! I can see it now. It's a... it's a... helicopter and it's coming this way!
Andy Travis: A helicopter?
Les Nessman: It's flying something behind it and I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner and it says V O T E ... S A N ... ders! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The 'copter seems to circling the parking area now. I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air... There's a third... No parachutes yet... Those can't be skydivers. I can't tell just yet what they are but... Oh my God! It's Bernie! Oh no! Johnny can you get this? Oh, he's crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! He just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone's running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. Bernie hit the ground like a sack of wet cement! Folks, I don't know how much longer... The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to step inside. I can't stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can't go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny. The crowd...
Dr. Johnny Fever: Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn't there. Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. For those of you who've just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with a live turkey. Film at eleven.
Will he yell Geronimo of something like ......Native American
Jerk.
Idiot will probably roman candle...(his chute won’t open. Better make sure Killary people aren’t packing it for him)
Hope he gets a streamer, or puts the ‘chute on upside down.
Best election ever.
As an encore, I’d ilke to see Crooked Hillary shot out of a cannon.
Yeah he might offend fauxcahontas.
I’d be leery of Clintonista double agents in his camp, esp the ones with scissors
That’s for sure and secret service will never allow it.
This could end up being the easiest addition to the Clinton List yet... Just saying.
Beautiful streamer open for me
Blue Skies above and no canopy
Counted nine thousand - waited too long
Reached for my ripcord - the darn thing was gone.
Beautiful streamer, why must it be
White silk above me is what I should see
Just like my mother looks over me
To hell with the ripcord, twas not made for me.
Beautiful streamer, follow me down
The time is elapsing and here is the ground
600 feet and then I can tell
If I’ll go to heaven or end down in hell.
Beautiful streamer, this is the end
Gabriel is blowing “My Body Won’t Mend”
All you jump happy son’s of a gun
Take this last warning - Jumping’s no fun
TAKE THIS LAST WARNING - JUMPING’S NO FUN
He is jumping the shark and quite a shame. He’s going to give Hillary the nomination and all next week get to hear that we have our first nominee as president in history and she’s a woman. Another break in the glass ceiling. Barf! It will be nauseating.
Anyway it would be a tandem jump and not a real solo free fall. And in the slight chance he does it, I'll be rooting for gravity, and weak heart to send the commie geezer to his maker.
Hillary will imitate Miley Cyrus like a wrecking ball, only she’s considering doing the skit au natural, like Miley.
Hillary has always like pigtails with bows, so this should be fun.
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