I Am Going To Vote For Trump Though It Makes Me Want To Projectile Vomit

townhall.com ^ | 5/9/2016 | Kurt Schlichter

[rktman]

I intend to vote for Donald Trump, and just typing those words makes me throw up a little. Make that a lot, and for distance. Yeah, I know Trump is a clown, but so is Hillary Clinton, and while he’s sort of an irascible and tacky Ronald McDonald, she is freaking Pennywise.

Now, if you want to see my Trump-slamming bona fides, you can Google my CNN appearances where I was the go-to conservative who would reliably trash the loudmouth Republican nominee until I dared attack Hillary and mussed their carefully coiffed narrative. But I haven't changed my mind about anything I said. Trump is terrible. It's just that I believe Hillary is infinitely worse.

About 90% of my friends are in the #NeverTrump category. Hell, my wife is #NeverTrump. This is understandable since I hang with a lot of hard-core conservatives and similar quality people. They tell me it's an act of principle to refuse to vote for Trump, and I agree - completely and without reservation. No sarcasm here – believe me, I get it.

[Sgt_Schultze]

Here's the CNN interview that I think Schlichter if referring to. It's pretty clear he is first and foremost a Hillary! basher, and he was fighting a clearly democrat-partisan Don Lemon. It's funny how all the MSM partisans are going overboard to push the clintoon narrative that this is old news. Yet an entire generation of new voters has never heard about the rape and assault allegations against the impeached former president's and the current democrat candidate's attack on the multiple accusers. And if the press has its way, they never will.

[Objective Scrutator]

This loser writes as though he has a halfway respectable audience, both in quantity and in quality. He has neither.

[BraveMan]

My advice to the author would be to lay off the Desenex burgers for a while. I would advise our own Charlie Snipes to do the same . . .

[IC Ken]

re>The simple fact of the matter is Cruz ran a terrible campaign

Really. He destroyed everyone and had RECORD numbers. Trump has been the best thing to ever happen to the GOP but they are too corrupt to notice.

[Doche2X2]

I would vote for Charles Manson over Hillary.

[Doche2X2]

I would vote for Charles Manson over Hillary.

[Cboldt]

-- I'm really tired of this never Trump b******* --

It's just starting. "Conservatives Against Trump" will be all over the press, consistently. Deborah DeMoss Fonseca is getting exposure on CNN. I doubt this is the only front group, NRO will continue to advocate against Trump, Weekly Standard will too. Of course, the press side is full-on DEM/NWO, and will do all it can to convince the gullible that #NeverTrump is a powerful force.

[Maverick68]

Trump’s most important achievement is leading the war on Political Correctness.

[central_va]

Trump’s most important achievement is leading the war on Political Correctness.

How quickly we forget all he has done so far.

[RedStateRocker]

Adults know that sometimes they have to just hold their nose and do what they gotta.
Changing diapers, unclogging plumbing, removing a rotting cat carcass from under the house, voting for a philandering foul mouthed reality TV billionaire....

ALL of politics is the art of the possible, everything from a city council debate to a middle east ‘peace’ conference, no one gets everything they want, hell 51 percent is decent in the real world.

[gunnyg]

what kinda “person” would vote for something not believed in>
obviously, a “person”.....of today’s world.....

Dick G @ Planet WTF!
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[tbpiper]

I didn’t support Trump. However, I will vote for him without all of the infantile dyspepsia that seems to have infected GOP ‘leadership’. Trump is the result of the process and I support the process. (disclaimer: this absolutely does not apply to hillery.)

[higgmeister]

I had to Google Pennywise. How does a Conservative Army Colonel even know about a meme like that? I feel sick from reading his putrid article. Projectile Vomit in your face.

[Lent]

Kurt you mutt. When you can negotiate through the cut-throat New York real estate market and come out a billionaire then you can call him a clown.Otherwise shut up and take your medicine you mutt.

[GregoTX]

But I haven't changed my mind about anything I said. Trump is terrible. It's just that I believe Hillary is infinitely worse.

That is how I feel. I could not stand McCain, but I knew he was better than oboma, so I put up the yard sign, mailed in a check, wore the t-shirt and voted for that ass clown.

I could not stand Romney, but I knew he was better than oboma, so I put up the yard sign, mailed in a check, wore the t-shirt and voted for that rino as well.

I do not believe Trump is who he is claiming to be, I think he is a con-man BUT he is thousands of times better than Hillary. Once he has the nomination, I will put up a yard sign, mail in a check, wear the stupid t-shirt and vote for this guy.

It's McCain and Romney voting again for me... but maybe it will keep Hillary out.

[kiryandil]

They tell me it's an act of principle to refuse to vote for Trump

It proves that they're part of the Uniparty.

The pretense about preventing the Democrats from installing 5 black-robed minidictators for life is just that: a pretense.

They ALWAYS meant to give power to the Democrat Left - they just figured we'd never catch on.

#NeverUniparty

Vote Trump

[kiryandil]

Trump can turn even his supporters off sometimes BUT...(and this is a big “BUT”), Trump is no clown. He's a smart cookie who is uncouth sometimes but clown he is not, not a clown in the traditional sense. He knows what he is doing and will be getting down to brass tacks soon enough. If there is a clown out there it is the current US President.

Anyone who's ever played golf for money will recognize Trump's tactics.

You work on your opponent until his/her mind begins to work for you.

Then, your opponent yanks one into the woods at a critical moment...

Trump is going to club hillary like a baby Harp seal.

[Man from Oz]

Anybody (other than Hillary) will be a pleasant surprise after 8 years of what we have got now....

[Byron_the_Aussie]

I intend to vote for .. makes me throw up .. Yeah, I know Trump .. see my Trump-slamming .. you can Google my CNN appearances .. I was the go-to conservative .. I haven't changed my mind .. anything I said .. It's just that I believe ..

Nine personal pronouns, in his first seven sentences.

Kanye-levels of self obsession is the true mark, of the Cuck.

[rktman]

Me, me, me, me, me...............