Posted on 04/27/2016 8:47:20 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Caller wants Rush to choose between Cruz and Trump.
Rush acts coy saying it would violate his longtime principle (hah) to say who it is that he prefers.
Finally, some real humor on today’s show...
Wonder who Trump would choose as running mate...
Some moron caller is asking Rush to tell us all whether to vote for Cruz or Trump. She hasn’t been listening because Rush has been telling her to vote for Cruz for weeks.
Wow. He actually said that??
Sigh.
“ctock” should be “stock.”
I haven't listened to his stump speeches, but if this is typical I can see the reason behind the Trump political cartoons that have Cruz with hand raised holding a Bible, Elmer Gantry like.
She may not be that dumb— could be trying to call Limbaugh’s bluff about being impartial.
What are you talking about?
Not voting for whoever is the nominee (likely Trump) is one less vote Hillary has to offset.
A wise and effortless decision if you want Hillary.
His (Cruz) loud, phony, nasal voice is what’s driving people away from the polls.
Not listening to Rush the paid liar anymore - just scanning the board to see if there has been any chance of redemption.
The only thing missing is the loud inhale.
Trump was talking in his speech about the need to bring in new people. Yet he wants someone to guide him through Congressional hurdles.
Just pray it’s not Kasich. That would be against everything Trump stands for.
There are several articles that his wife has been ill with classic signs of depression. Sleeping an entire day, etc. can’t digest food. Like she’s physically fallen apart with a “mysterious illness.” Chronic fatigue often has an emotional source. Check Google for it. I’m not good at offering links. He hasn’t mentioned his wife in a long time. It’s not hard to imagine that living with Rush would be no picnic.
Susana Martinez?
My dad (a WWII Army veteran), would sit in the back yard *blasting* Rush Limbaugh on the radio. Too bad if the neighbors didn't like it, LOL. My mother (a former WWII WAVE) would be inside, listening to every word Rush uttered.
My parents (God rest their souls) introduced me to Rush around March 1991. I'll never forget my feeling of shock and stunned amazement as I listened to him for the first time. Couldn't believe he was "allowed" on the radio, LOL. I miss Rush's funny parody songs.
I really hope the Rush we've known and loved all these years returns after the primaries are over. He's really been testing my patience and loyalty.
LMAO!!!
The man is shameless.
LOL....right...
That’s horrible (yes, I know what chronic fatigue is). I hope those stories aren’t true, for her and for Rush’s sake... :-(
I can’t stand Kasich. Trump wants new people for what? Kasich is hardly a new person
At least two of us posted that we heard it.
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