Posted on 04/15/2016 9:34:22 AM PDT by SMGFan
McDonald's is opening a restaurant in Missouri that's unlike any other McDonald's in the country.
The new 6,500-square-foot location in St. Joseph will offer all-you-can-eat french fries, customizable desserts, sandwiches, and burgers, as well as table service, The St. Joseph News-Press reports.
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Now with more *MOLECULES*
[Nah, they’ll just bring the food to you. Hardees/Carl Jr’s has been doing it for a while.]
Chick Fil A does that too.
MickyD's fries went downhill fast when they stopped using beef tallow, IMHO. I mean, what the heck, you're already talking heart-attack-on-a-plate...
Will it have a vomitorium out back?
Yeah...this sounds like the kind of thing St. Joseph would get famous for.
Especially since McDonald's decided to make their clientele, the Ghetto market.
More gruel for the proles.
Too bad they removed all the trans fat, cholesterol, salt, and every other "unhealthy" ingredient that used to make them taste wonderful.
In other words, all-you-can-eat food that nobody wants to eat.
If they raise the minimum wage to $15.00 an hour you can bet they will make it up somewhere else.
NO FREE KETCHUP!
Predictions: Sudden potato famine, rocks the state of Idaho.
Sudden flurry of Potato futures transactions boosting the price on Chicago Exchange. Coffee growers in Puerto Rico ripping up trees, switching to Tomatoes.
Because Americans aren’t fat enough. Right Ronald?
Bad customers chase out good customers. Unlimited fries will attract the free stuff crowd. This McDonald’s will need visible security guards at all times, and chairs nailed to the floor that can support 500 pounds.
HAMBURGERS! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Dang right! There'll be a security guard frisking people at the door for smuggled ketchup. Or maybe a corkage fee. "A modest little vintage, Monsieur, but I sink you will be impressed with its insouciance..."
No, ketchup’s two dollars extra...
Since Libtard food weenies turned fast food fries from crispy and delicious to dry, saggy, and crappy, this isn’t so much of a deal.
Several restaurants already offer free fry reorders. Red Robin comes to mind. (Yummm.)
It’s not a pleasant place to eat... hasn’t been in years.
I LOVE their $1 chicken sandwiches.
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