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Ted Cruz Jokes About Running Trump Over With a Car on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'
ABC News ^ | Mar 31, 2016, 12:59 AM ET | JESSICA HOPPER

Posted on 03/31/2016 1:33:10 AM PDT by minimum12

Ted Cruz made his debut on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" Wednesday night, and needless to say, fellow GOP presidential hopeful Donald Trump received a not-so-honorable mention: Cruz joked about running Trump over with a car.

Before Cruz sat down with Kimmel, a segment with April Fool's Day prank ideas was aired. One of the ideas involved putting a picture of Trump in front of the backup camera of someone's car so a person would mistakenly think they were about to hit Trump when they reversed.

Cruz later brought up the prank when Kimmel asked the Texas senator who he liked least: Trump or President Barack Obama.

"Look, I dislike Obama’s policies more, but Donald is a unique individual," Cruz said.

"I will say, I was watching the early part of the show, and if I were in my car getting ready to reverse and saw Donald in the backup camera, I’m not confident which pedal I’d push," Cruz said, jokingly.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: car; cruz; itsajokefolks; murder; trump; trumpstinyhands
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To: Hugin

LOL


81 posted on 03/31/2016 4:53:33 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: minimum12
This is the funniest comedian doing a show with Trump - A must watch!

YouTube link

82 posted on 03/31/2016 5:07:21 AM PDT by AmericaUnited
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To: AmericanCheeseFood

The term Conservative has been tossed around so casually that it has lost much of its meaning. The principles are sound (small government, limited power, no foreign entanglements, free trade, anti-abortion, 2nd Amendment defender). With so many people claiming to be Conservative (who are NOT), you know they can’t be all right.

Face it, we will NEVER have a true Conservative elected to a major office. Why?, because those in power won’t give it up. Proof, look at all the TEA Party-endorsed candidates who have stabbed us in the back - Nikki Haley, Mia Love, Ben Sasse, etc.). Only Dave Brat has resisted the siren call of power so far).

Trump is not a Conservative (obvious)
Cruz is not a Conservative (trade)
Kasich is a tool.
The rest don’t count, unless it goes to a brokered convention. If that happens, one of Jeb, Romney or Ryan will be nominated. Meanwhile, the down ticket posts are actively seeking TEA Party endorsements, despite stabbing us in the back. Please, don’t endorse anyone, for any office. It will only encourage them.


83 posted on 03/31/2016 5:14:20 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: minimum12

Joke Ha,ha/s

Poor taste, classless, more ammo for Dems.


84 posted on 03/31/2016 5:15:18 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: minimum12

Wow what a Christian with love in his heart. His true colors are showing more all the time. /s

Sick comment regardless of who made it!


85 posted on 03/31/2016 5:18:15 AM PDT by nclaurel
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To: maddog55
Trump will sue Cruz and then sue Kimmel for having him on then sue Free Republic for allowing this to be posted.

You Cruzberger's characters are hilariously similar. You throw in puerile, schoolyard taunts and congratulate yourselves for your brilliance. It's been an education seeing the prepubescent intellectual wellspring of "principled conservatism".

86 posted on 03/31/2016 5:23:16 AM PDT by Stentor
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To: minimum12
Trumpaloons are like the muslim kooks. They take a great outrage at any disrespect shown towards the sacred prophet.

I'm a bit surprised they haven't started shooting cartoonists who draw The Donald. Especially since the cartoons are rarely flattering.

87 posted on 03/31/2016 5:23:29 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Carl Grimes.)
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To: mac_truck

-—Name three questions that have required Trump to issue clarifications...I’ll wait.——

Seriously ?

There are at least a half dozen...

I’m not wasting my time when it’s clear there were at least two this week alone...


88 posted on 03/31/2016 5:28:36 AM PDT by Popman (Christ Alone: My Cornerstone...)
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To: Byron_the_Aussie

Interesting find. I thought the bruise was on the part of the arm that he did not touch.


89 posted on 03/31/2016 5:30:05 AM PDT by castlegreyskull
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To: Popman

Liar...you cant name three can you?

Typical Cruzbot.


90 posted on 03/31/2016 5:32:23 AM PDT by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera)
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To: NTHockey

Cruz is not a true conservative because of Trade?

That’s rich.

Let me guess, you missed the parts where he’s against TPP and think that he’s still for it, or maybe because his wife was an opposing view against a national community movement while in the CFR.

Trump is not a conservative, nor is he a viable candidate to put in a general election against anyone.He is the opposite and a destructive entity invading a grassroots move in conservatism.

His understanding of policy and how the machine of government works is showing.Also he’s hardly a good representative for Republican policies.

I’ll stick with Cruz due to his history of standing for the Constitution and defend him. Already voted for him, and wish to vote for him despite feet dragging folks.

:)


91 posted on 03/31/2016 5:34:26 AM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Cruz)
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To: Ray76

Pretty much every candidate has said this kind of thing over the past month. It’s gotten pretty harsh out there.


92 posted on 03/31/2016 5:36:29 AM PDT by Theo (Trump = French Revolution. Cruz = American Revolution.)
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To: minimum12

Was Glenn Stabby The Clown Beck sitting in the car with Teddie?


93 posted on 03/31/2016 5:36:46 AM PDT by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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To: Stentor

They followed their phony Cruz right off the principle cliff. Don’t expect honor.


94 posted on 03/31/2016 5:36:50 AM PDT by over3Owithabrain
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To: stratboy

Goldmen Sachs is just a bank.

Also those people getting behind Cruz is just showing that he’s a uniting force.

Your argument falls short of anything but informal or original, but it’s okay, I hope you can get past your pledge you’re afraid of breaking because ‘bad things happen’(Trump) and move on seeing that Cruz is an excellent example of not only a non-establishment candidate, but a leader who serves Texas and wishes to serve the Constitutional Republic that is the U.S. :)


95 posted on 03/31/2016 5:42:31 AM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Cruz)
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To: stratboy

Goldmen Sachs is just a bank.

Also those people getting behind Cruz is just showing that he’s a uniting force.

Your argument falls short of anything but informal or original, but it’s okay, I hope you can get past your pledge you’re afraid of breaking because ‘bad things happen’(Trump) and move on seeing that Cruz is an excellent example of not only a non-establishment candidate, but a leader who serves Texas and wishes to serve the Constitutional Republic that is the U.S. :)


96 posted on 03/31/2016 5:42:31 AM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Cruz)
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To: x_plus_one

Or someone who you’re calling crud because I’ll state the truth on Trump the tyrant as long as he remains an invader in both the conservative movement and the Republican party.


97 posted on 03/31/2016 5:43:39 AM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Cruz)
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To: minimum12

ted reduces himself to driving like an illegal alien.


98 posted on 03/31/2016 5:44:18 AM PDT by Vision Thing (beta-male teddy runs into the arms of the Uniparty.)
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To: exDemMom

Your story and narrative in your example does not match the actual event that took place.

You are Trumpsplaining when you should be ashamed to back an embarrassment and his whole campaign.


99 posted on 03/31/2016 5:45:01 AM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Cruz)
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To: AmericanCheeseFood

When you find yourself fighting on the same side as Soros, MSM, Hillary Bernie and the Establishment something is not right. Logic says they would not be fighting Trump like this if he was one of them. Are you sure you have not been sucked in by the Enemies to destroy a threat to them?


100 posted on 03/31/2016 5:46:04 AM PDT by Mechanicos (Attend a Trump Rally and get to "Punch a Commie for Mommy.")
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