Dear Senators, I’m sorry I called the liars *liars* and embarrassed all of you treasonous swine who have treated your scared oath to uphold the Constitution as little more than a window dressing formality. By actually doing what I said I was going to do I realize I have broken a long standing tradition in this corrupt sleazy Senate of lying to get in the door and collaborating up with all the public trough thieves so I can get my own chunk of the loot. Please accept my apology.
Hear! Hear!