How to Tell if Your Kid Is a Republican

newsbusters ^ | 2016/02/08

[terycarl]

Who’s money?? If it was her allowance, and she sought to save some and get the most for that which she spent, then you’re right, she was a Republican.....it it was your money and she sought to squander as much of it that she could get from you.....then she was a Democrat.

[kiryandil]

I've never understood why it's greedy to want to keep your own money but it's not greedy to want to elect someone to take someone else's money.

Are Democrats "money Muslims"?

Extremist Democrats want to take your money.

Moderate Democrats want extremist Democrats to take your money.

[AbolishCSEU]

Same here.

[Intolerant in NJ]

My kid started helping himself from my wallet at night and going out in the back yard to eat worms when I tried to correct him - yep, a Democrat.....

[VRW Conspirator]

The essence of a modern democrat is double standards. Profit is bad, except profit for me is good.

[mjp]

When my daughter was twelve she started to become selfish and money grubbing

you mean when she became concerned about her own true interests and wanted to gain and keep values by her own productive actions rather than be a parasite who can only survive by living off the sacrifice of values by others who are productive

[Chgogal]

No my darling, you begat a typical selfish, entitled, parasitical democrat who will selfishly live off the doers and wealth builders of society.

[JudyinCanada]

Funny thing is, I think I saw a show once (maybe John Stossel) and statistics showed that the Dems are far less generous with their charitable giving than the Republicans.

I guess Dems figure giving away other people’s money is the same thing as being generous.

[copwife]

Once when my son was about 4 and we made him angry because we didn’t cave to his demands, he wanted to call us the worse thing he could think of.. It has been 26 years and I can still hear him say....” You. You, you democrat!”
We still laugh about that. Later on when he was at UMass, her wore his Bush/ Cheney T shirt to his sociology or as he put it, communism class. I think we raised ourselves a good conservative!

[sasquatch]

Your daughter was raised by an idiot.
Came out OK.

[clearcarbon]

"When my daughter was twelve she started to become selfish and money grubbing and I said, 'Oh my gosh, I got a Republican in the family.'"

If she'd stolen his wallet and maxed out his credit cards she'd be a democrat.