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The special hell of a Cruz rally: What it's like to spend an evening with GOP’s oiliest operator
Salon ^ | February 5, 2016 | Gary Legum

Posted on 02/06/2016 1:23:54 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife

There is a boisterous Oath Keeper leaking alcohol from every pore sitting three seats away from me in a Nashua, New Hampshire, middle school auditorium hosting a Ted Cruz town hall. I'm wondering if it's too late to change seats.

The guy is wearing a camouflage jacket that doesn't quite hide the bulging middle-age belly straining at the faded Patriots T-shirt underneath. He's carrying a sign that reads "Like a Cruz missile, Ted will destroy ISIS" on one side and "Cruzin West" on the other, a plea for the Texas senator to pick former Florida congressman Allen West as his vice-presidential candidate. He's loudly telling everyone within earshot that we need to start a Cruz/West chant at some point and is met with approving responses from some of the people around me.

I decide not to move. If the Oath Keeper or anyone else spies my reporter's notebook and asks what outlet I'm with, I'll say World Net Daily and hope no one pulls out an iPhone to check.

It's all part of the carnival atmosphere of a Ted Cruz event being held at Elm Street Middle School, an imposing Gothic building that, as I drove up in the dark amidst a driving rain, made me think of an insane asylum in a movie, a comparison that felt more than appropriate once I was inside. Old men in baseball caps bearing the names of military units, moms holding babies in one hand and Ted Cruz signs in the other. Three people by the stage waving flags (from left to right: American, Israeli, Gadsden). Two flat-screen TVs on either side of the stage are showing a campaign film of more cheering crowds, backed by patriotic music and conservative activist Brent Bozell talking about all the reasons he loves Ted Cruz.

This is the New Hampshire I came to find. This is the polished and professional political rally of the true believers, ecstatic in their fervor and their belief in the rightness of their cause. It's exhilarating and terrifying. As the late great Hunter S. Thompson might have said, this is the belly of the beast.

Cruz is often described as "oily," but that word doesn't really do him justice. In fact, he's so oleaginous he reminds one of the puddles covering the stained cement floor of a Jiffy Lube. It's not just a physical characteristic - though there is that; the man has a sheen about him - but also one of affect. When he strides out to a rapturous greeting from the crowd and walks along the edge of the stage slapping hands with people in the front row, it feels so studied that I can picture college-age Ted Cruz practicing this move in his Princeton dorm room.

The speech is filled with the usual bullshit that no one will call him on, even in a GOP debate, because all the candidates are trying to appeal to a base that has gone beyond reason and Earth’s orbit. But it’s worth rebutting a few of the lies here, if only for the benefit of future archaeologists picking through the ruins of our civilization if Ted Cruz winds up leading it.

For economic policy, Cruz has a plan to turbocharge the American economy. It seems to go something like this:

- Repeal Obamacare

- Institute a flat tax on all personal and business income

- Economic growth!!!!!

Never mind that this plan would yank health insurance from millions of people and blow a hole in the deficit, adding mountains to the nation's $19 trillion debt that he decried elsewhere in his sermon. "Repeal Obamacare" and "flat tax" are words that appeal to the deepest, most primitive part of the conservative lizard brain. Any downsides can just be blamed on liberals later on.

Another Cruz proposal involves eliminating five major government agencies, including the Internal Revenue Service. Which raises the question: Who will collect the taxes that people and businesses would still be paying even with a flat tax in place? You may as well just tell the crowd you're eliminating taxes altogether.

On his proposal to "carpet-bomb" ISIS, Cruz has been getting blasted by military leaders for weeks for a) not seeming to know what carpet bombing actually is, and b) not knowing that it's a war crime. But he hasn't changed his pitch. In Nashua he tells the crowd that during the first Gulf War in 1991, the United States flew 1,100 sorties a day against the Iraqi army, "carpet-bombing" it into oblivion so that all our ground forces had to do once the invasion began was mop up the shattered remnants of Sadaam Hussein's forces. This understanding of carpet bombing is wildly inaccurate. Cruz either does not know this, or more likely he does not care. I'm betting on the latter.

That's because he needs this audience, and every other audience, to believe in the holy rightness of his crusade. And if this crowd is any indication, he's succeeding. This rally has the feel of a campaign that could go all the way, no matter how dangerous the proposals driving it are.

Because these are the true believers, and true believers know that they are right and everyone else is not only wrong, but evil and stupid. (When Cruz mocks some environmental protesters who briefly interrupt him, the man sitting directly behind me yells with unsuppressed fury, "They're Bolsheviks!" I can almost feel the spittle on the back of my neck.) This is a darker place than the Donald Trump rally I attended the night before. There, one got the sense Trump's support was a mile wide but an inch deep. This, though, this is something more primal.

It's all enough to make one despair, and to pray to a God you don't believe in that something can stop this train, that some part of the GOP establishment can still rally to knock down this campaign or that there is a very finite percentage of even conservative voters to whom it will appeal. And also to get out of this auditorium before Cruz pulls a couple of vipers from a sack and everyone starts speaking in tongues.


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016; cfr; cfrheidicruz; conservatism; considerthesource; cruz; cruzistheman; cruzsnakeoil; dcinsider; garylegum; goldmansachsvalues; gopprimary; nwotool; ournextpresident; slipperytedcruz; smarmyvalues; tedcruz
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

The fear is palpable.

They should play the theme to Pale Rider at his campaign events.

41 posted on 02/06/2016 3:06:56 AM PST by Theophilus (The GOPe are dealers. The Marxist Democrats are duelists.)
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To: Theophilus

I LIKE that!

bttt!


42 posted on 02/06/2016 3:09:04 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
They are the racists, the haters, the bigots who want to divide and conquer by bringing out the worst prejudices and fears in everyone - plot and plan so that they’ll attack each other, while they’re consolidating power over everyone.

Just look at the crap going on around here and I wonder just how many trolls wandering this site.

The Republican primary season is famous for its circular firing squads, but this year has been particularly vicious, especially trying to get the independents to take each other out so the GOPee can pull off a come-from-behind 'victory' for the Uniparty and more same ol' same ol'.

With the Leftists just-under-the-radar racism, continuing attacks from the GOPe end over 'likability' and other garbage I won't go into here, I am still not sure that the Party elite won't do all they can to scuttle an 'outsider' campaign to keep the political bloodline elite, even if it means electing a Socialist.

43 posted on 02/06/2016 3:15:55 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Ted may not be my guy, but that screed was plain hideous. I still find it hard to believe how polarized our nation has become. You’d think that woman was reporting from a Taliban terrorist meeting.


44 posted on 02/06/2016 3:17:32 AM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: octex

Cruz is from a Cuban family from Canada.
Hasn’t Obama taught us anything?


45 posted on 02/06/2016 3:21:58 AM PST by patriot08 (5th generation Texan ...(girl type))
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

If I went to a Sanders rally, would I smell the stench from the OWS crowd?


46 posted on 02/06/2016 3:22:28 AM PST by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Another ringing endorsement from the not so MSM.

Choose Cruz


47 posted on 02/06/2016 3:27:47 AM PST by Paisan
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
There is a boisterous Oath Keeper leaking alcohol from every pore

The lead-in sentence ... Trash article ahead.

48 posted on 02/06/2016 3:33:41 AM PST by Fhios (circa 2016: Truth will be outlawed unless pre-approved.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
It's all enough to make one despair, and to pray to a God you don't believe in

How does one pray to a God you don't believe in? This line says it all.

49 posted on 02/06/2016 3:37:12 AM PST by USS Alaska (Exterminate the terrorist savages, everywhere.)
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To: Bobalu

And there are droves of people here at Free Republic that feel exactly the way this jacka$$ at Salon feels. That is the sad part.


50 posted on 02/06/2016 3:37:27 AM PST by BreezyDog ((Trump is the democrat backup plan when Clinton gets indicted...))
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

...he reminds one of the puddles covering the stained cement floor of a Jiffy Lube.


Minor point but you won’t find puddles of oil at a Jiffy Lube. The ones I’ve seen have been impeccably clean. So typical of a liberal to carelessly insult a well run business.


51 posted on 02/06/2016 3:43:38 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Wow, I can’t believe there are freepers quoting this screed as if it’s valid.


52 posted on 02/06/2016 3:43:53 AM PST by stockpirate (Fox News aka - False News Network "We deceive, you believe.")
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To: Bobalu

1. Obamacare and other programs gave us 19 Trillion in debt. 11 million in 7 years.

2. Praying to the nonexistent God cannot overcome those praying in faith to God for a leader to raised up for this nation.

3. Carpet bombing is used in the sense of applying increasing pressure on ISIS, not enabling Isis like Obama has done.

4. Ths IRS is currently a political enforcement arm. Collecting taxes seems to be the least of their worries.


53 posted on 02/06/2016 3:47:40 AM PST by taterjay
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To: r_barton

Many people fought with the pro Castro rebels. He was funded by the CIA then turned to the USSR after the takeover.


54 posted on 02/06/2016 3:49:12 AM PST by stockpirate (Fox News aka - False News Network "We deceive, you believe.")
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To: doosee
Without a picture, I can see this guy sitting there looking down his effeminate snoot at all of the conservatives.


55 posted on 02/06/2016 3:50:30 AM PST by silent_jonny (True: "For we are God's masterpiece. He has created us anew in Christ Jesus" ( Eph.2:10))
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To: jonrick46

Those college kids are, like, y’know, so, um, uh, revolutionary! My gawd, they’re, like, sooooo knowledgeable about, ummmmm, ha ha, what was the question?


56 posted on 02/06/2016 3:52:15 AM PST by polymuser ( Enough is enough)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

“Rubio is a full-throated conservative” - RINO Rush


57 posted on 02/06/2016 3:52:23 AM PST by newfreep (TRUMP & <S>Cruz</S> 2016 - "Evil succeeds when good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Thanks for posting the article. It definitely paints Cruz in a good light, for me at least.


58 posted on 02/06/2016 3:52:58 AM PST by palmer (Net "neutrality" = Obama turning the internet over to foreign enemies)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
"Oily" Salon?.....

Subliminally racist comment, but not surprised this coming from the dog turds of the journalistic world.

Conservatives don't play the race card, but it does bear mentioning.

59 posted on 02/06/2016 3:54:48 AM PST by catfish1957 (I display the Confederate Battle Flag with pride in honor of my brave ancestors who fought w/ valor)
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To: stockpirate
Feb 5, 2016 - CNN: Trump's unwelcome support: White supremacists

"...Three white nationalist leaders have banded together to form their own super PAC in support of Trump, even though Trump doesn't want their support. The American National Super PAC is funding the robocall effort, which is organized under a separate group called the American Freedom Party.

On its website, the American Freedom Party says it "shares the customs and heritage of the European American people."

Hear the entire unauthorized phone call endorsing Trump at the American Freedom Party website. It was not immediately clear how many New Hampshire homes would receive the calls. Similar robocalls were placed ahead of the Iowa caucuses."....

60 posted on 02/06/2016 3:54:49 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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