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Jeb Bush Shocked His Apple Watch Does More Than Tell Time
Gizmodo ^ | 1/13/16 | Kate Knibbs

Posted on 01/14/2016 6:46:27 AM PST by Rebelbase

GOP presidential candidate and sweater ascetic Jeb Bush*s emotional register on the campaign trail hovers between ~~mildly deflated~~ to ~~moderately chagrined~~ ;but LOOK at how his eyes light up as he realizes that the expensive and impractical gadget he*s been wearing can make phone calls.

Finally, a ! moment for our favorite dour Floridian scion!

~~My watch cant be talking,~~ Bush said, as recognition that our merciless world can still contain a genuine surprise spreads across his face.

~~Ive never had my bat phone turned on,~~ Jeb continued. ~~Thats the coolest thing in the world.~~

At last a fleeting moment of true joy, brought to Jeb by his trusty ~~iWatch.~~


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
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Video of Jeb's revelation at the link.

Prior Jeb comments on the Apple Watch:

Jeb Bush Says Apple Watch Health Apps Are Better Than Obamacare

1 posted on 01/14/2016 6:46:27 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

1. An apple watch? Meh. Yeb boosh is soooooo with it.

2.-——————that is all.


2 posted on 01/14/2016 6:52:19 AM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: Rebelbase

Jeb is such a dope. It’s embarrassing.


3 posted on 01/14/2016 6:53:41 AM PST by patq
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To: Rebelbase

Are we sure Jeb Bush can tell time?


4 posted on 01/14/2016 6:54:53 AM PST by samtheman (Elect Trump, Build Wall. End Censorship.)
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To: Rebelbase

Reminds me of his father’s “shock” when he went to a supermarket in the 1992 failed reelection campaign. He was struck by the capabilities of the product/price scanners which the stores had had for years. Clinton very effectively used this to illustrate that GHW Bush was very out of touch with the lives of the middle class. Like father, like son.


5 posted on 01/14/2016 6:59:11 AM PST by laconic (M)
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To: laconic
Reminds me of his father’s “shock” when he went to a supermarket in the 1992 failed reelection campaign.

Not a fan of any of the Bush family, but this story continues to be misrepresented. The elder Bush was amazed at the first 'self check out' line, not the scanning technology itself.

But Jeb? is an idiot.

6 posted on 01/14/2016 7:05:38 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: Rebelbase

These elites - every damned one of them - is so utterly out of touch in virtually every respect that it’s embarrassing. Look at Hillary: She hasn’t driven a car herself in over 20 years.


7 posted on 01/14/2016 7:07:21 AM PST by ManHunter (You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
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To: Rebelbase

Moron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4in1AUemxqM


8 posted on 01/14/2016 7:08:19 AM PST by maggief
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To: Rebelbase

You stood on tippy-toes 14 times today.


9 posted on 01/14/2016 7:08:44 AM PST by glock rocks (TTTT !)
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To: glock rocks

And ... that’s a wrap! Thread-win.


10 posted on 01/14/2016 7:14:05 AM PST by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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To: patq

Agreed. He is so infantile I can see withered old Barbara still burping him.


11 posted on 01/14/2016 7:31:38 AM PST by Psalm 144 (The mill grinds exceedingly fine.)
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To: Rebelbase

Out of touch like his dad.


12 posted on 01/14/2016 7:34:24 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Rebelbase

Jeb Bush murdered Terri Schiavo.

He also had a few people murdered who knew too much about the drug trafficking at Mena, Ark.


13 posted on 01/14/2016 7:38:10 AM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: Arthur McGowan

... apparently with the acquiescence of Ronald Reagan’s administration, impunity from any subsequent exposure by George Bush’s administration, and under the usually acute political nose of then Arkansas governor Bill Clinton.

-— from an unusually interesting article.

THE CRIMES OF MENA

http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/the_crimes_of_mena.htm


14 posted on 01/14/2016 7:47:19 AM PST by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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To: Psalm 144
Funny! I wonder if Bush is on a rampage against Trump because advisor Roger Stone is coming out with that new book: Jeb and the Bush Crime Family.

I suspect he's out to defend his family's honor.   We know how deep or shallow his hatred of Trump is at convention time.


15 posted on 01/14/2016 8:00:46 AM PST by poconopundit (When the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic government. Franklin, Const. Conv.)
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To: Rebelbase

Maybe Jeb thinks having little chats like this one will help to humanize him for many voters. I don’t know about that.
I find it hard to believe a man from one of the countries richest families would not be aware of Apple Watches.


16 posted on 01/14/2016 8:57:41 AM PST by lee martell
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To: Rebelbase

Yup. He’s definitely going to get the Millenial vote now. /s


17 posted on 01/14/2016 10:45:22 AM PST by Politicalkiddo ("If this poor life of mine could save you, [my country] how willingly would I make the sacrifice!")
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To: Swordmaker

See your typical Apple user in action,,, bought it just for the logo and the “be like the cool kids” factor. Your input please.


18 posted on 01/14/2016 6:03:46 PM PST by Neidermeyer (Bill Clinton is a 5 star general in the WAR ON WOMEN and Hillary is his Goebbels.)
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To: Rebelbase; dayglored; ShadowAce; ThunderSleeps; ~Kim4VRWC's~; 1234; Abundy; Action-America; ...
Jeb Bush is shocked that his Apple Watch can actually talk to him when a phone call comes in. . . clueless about technology, but wears an Apple Watch? Odd. -- PING!


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19 posted on 01/14/2016 7:03:53 PM PST by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue....)
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To: Neidermeyer

‘See your typical Apple user in action,,, bought it just for the logo and the “be like the cool kids” factor. Your input please.’

Plenty of Apple users are highly intelligent and well aware of the devices capabilities. Not so Heb (correct pronunciation).

Android, on the other hand, is clearly the choice of the unwashed masses. There are plenty of cheap (and built like it) Android devices.


20 posted on 01/15/2016 9:33:55 AM PST by PreciousLiberty
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