Posted on 01/05/2016 5:29:19 PM PST by TigerClaws
P-U-tin!
A new men's fragrance inspired by Russian President Vladimir Putin has gone on sale in Moscow department stores, according to a new report.
"Leaders Number One," the creation of Russian perfumer Vladislav Rekunov, comes in a glossy black bottle that is emblazoned with an iconic white-shaded side-profile image of Putin himself.
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Do you really want me to answer that?
Does idiot have an odor?
I’m pretty sure that particular one does.
Like shi’ite..
Obama is going to sell his man tears.
Well, at least they had the marketing sense to name it something other than “Putin.”
That’s funny. Probably not so funny to him, but, oh well.
My sister and I had fun one day re titling famous colognes to be smelly fragrances. My favorite was after an Avon cologne called “Here’s My Heart,” renamed “Here’s My Fart” We had Pewy Cardin and lots of fun others. I don’t know. We were bored I guess.
Name that P-U-tin Perfume:
Eau de Kleptocrat
Brute
Scent of Shirtless
WD-40
Commie Cologne
Invasion
Zyklon B
Prestone
A short, brief sweet smell, followed by a lingering odor of stale sweatsocks (i.e. the same smell that “poppers” produce, a drug popular in the homosexual community and that Obama is rumored to have partaken of with Reggie Love at least once early on in his tenancy in the White House)
Blood, Oil and Napalm - Give me a bottle of Vad’s Victory Juice;)
No sale. I’ll stick with a dab of Hopper #9 behind the ears.
Hoppes. (But most Freepers got it I’m sure)
Wouldn’t mind seeing Cologne inspired by Putin. Germany needs to go Vlad on mohammedans ruining their country.
It’s OK if you like the smell of bananas.
It smells like b!+ch
“What’s the Obama cologne smell like?”
It sure attracts flies.
Bet it will smell like cabbage.
Gheorghe Muresan Cologne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuU9DjeLESY
Sounds like the typical bored youth move....like when we looked up all the bad words in the dictionary....”female dog”...who knew??
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