Posted on 11/30/2015 11:22:02 AM PST by Kaslin
The reason Hitlory couldn’t be an Astronaut is, they don’t have a rocket booster with enough lift to get her big a$$ off the ground.
Instead she became a big ole Azzhonut.
We was kickin’ it in the barracks, eatin’ govt. cheese and I axed her if wanted to get hitched!
Well, she started chokin’ on a piece a cheese so I pulled down her britches and licked her bottom a couple times.
She was so flibbergibbeted, why, that piece a cheese shot outta her mouth like a howitzer shell.
Yessir, this was the first time I did the `Hind-lick’ maneuver. But not the last!
General Jethro Bodine
Body mass limits have crushed a lot of dreams.
She may not be an astronaut, but she’s certainly spaced out.
You mean they found her?
NASA flew monkeys with mixed results in the 60’s.
She would not have added anything meaningful to the database.
LOL!
She never wrote to NASA and I can prove it.
Ready?
Did she say she wrote to NASA? Yes.
Then, she didn’t.
Right?
WARNING! WARNING! Will Robinson! Bullshit at 500 feet!
No, no, no, no, no.
Hillary’s career has had its ups and downs since she was fired from the Pony Express.
Hillary: NASA told me I’m going to be an astronaut!
Bill: I didn’t know they were accepting women into the program.
Hillary: Oh yes, they said if I came to Houston, I would be taking up space!
Her mother was clairvoyant and precognitive so she knew that five years later Sir Edmund would make history.
She truly would’ve been a space oddity...
Virtually all early astronauts were test pilots and engineers. Male or female, there is no way Hillary would have ever become an astronaut simply because she did not have a technical background.
There’s a lot very deeply psychologically wrong with this woman. Compulsively making up things about one’s past which are wholly and laughably implausible, living a secret life as a lesbian while remaining attached in faux marriage to a serial adulterer (and by several believable accounts a serial rapist), and refusing to face the fact that one possesses none of the actual talents or attributes of a successful politician and leader are all signs of a deeply delusional personality. She’s an unpleasant, elderly, homely, alcoholic. Starting with being fired by the committee that investigated Watergate, her record is one of of personal and professional failure dating back forty plus years.
The mail carriers who had the misfortune of riding her were jubilant that day, though...
I guess the fact Hillary is a known serial liar hasn't had much impact on Lauren.
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