Posted on 11/30/2015 11:22:02 AM PST by Kaslin
She was Lost in Space material from an early age.
Exactly.
I want women to have to sign up for the draft, just like men do. Women want equality, let’s have real equality. They can have equal rights to dig ditches, too, not just be CEOs and astronauts.
Hillary was disqualified for training when she asked the trainer, “Does this Astronaut Suit make my ass look big?”
Hillary ,a Failure at Everything ?
‘How NASA crushed Hillary Clinton’s dreams of being an astronaut’
Next years headline:
How Conservatives crushed Hillary Clinton’s dreams of being President.
Hillary...the Astronut.
So she wanted to be an astronaut, a marine, was shot at in Bosnia, was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, never told her staff to erase the hard drives, had no idea that Bill was porking interns, and likely has no idea what happened to Vince Foster either.
Yep. And when the engineer replied “No, ma’am, it makes it look silver. Your ass makes your ass look too big,” she had him shot.
Anyways, seems Bubba did it his way....
Lol!!
Is it too late to send her to Mars? I’m sure we could take up a collection to help pay for the rocket fuel....
Born in 1948, Hillary claims she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary who, on 29 May 1953, with Nepalese Sherpa mountaineer Tenzing Norgay became the first climbers to reach the summit of Mount Everest.
That's why the whole thing doesn't fit...she went to the Marines instead of the Air Force.
I know...every branch has planes.
I wanted to be an astronaut. Or a cowboy. Or Superman.
Then I hit puberty and all I wanted was to get laid.
Astronaut? I thought her quest and dreams were of being a planet.
The acceleration during takeoff would compress her cankles.
If they had considered her and then cut her because of eyesight, she would still be whining. How about this Hillary, try being a good wife and mother.
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