Smart Car Seat Senses Driver’s Physical And Mental State

CBS LA ^ | November 23, 2015 7:21 PM | CBS LA

[5th MEB]

Damn car would probably report me to Obastard as a violent, homicidal, tea party type personality.

[COBOL2Java]

Wow! The seats in this car? Who knew! :o)

[lucky american]

Don’t smart in the fart car.

[Albion Wilde]

So, if you fart in the seat, does it tell you to roll down the windows?

I know, right? What we really need is a way to harness "natural gas" while driving.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I know, right? What we really need is a way to harness "natural gas" while driving.

If there is a hose involved it would put a big dent in car thefts.

[Ezekiel]

Smart Car Seat Senses Driver's Physical And Mental State

More "useful data" for the insurance companies, no doubt.

[redfreedom]

Seriously, there is a medical device that measures the “anal muscle pucker factor” and equates it to levels of stress.

When a person is severely frightened, they automatically go into the fight or flight mode. The most obvious indicator is that “pucker factor”.

[Albion Wilde]

If there is a hose involved it would put a big dent in car thefts.

That would stink.

[VRWC For Truth]

Just look at your homo posts. bwahahahaha!

[Red Badger]

You’re one away from a trifecta.

I still had the pic copied into my clipboard when the second thread showed up!.............

[Red Badger]

“Open the car door, Hal.”.....................

[cripplecreek]

Open the door HAL or I’m kicking the freakin windshield out.

[Red Badger]

“I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Dave. I’m going to have to discipline you with a 50kV electrical shock to your derriere.............”