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We’re supposed to believe a licensed attorney who purportedly served on the Watergate committee sought to enlist in the Marines.

Nice try, PIAPS. Did you take hostile fire when you entered that hot zone known as the Marine recruiting office?

Nice try, PIAPS. Did you take hostile fire when you entered that hot zone known as the Marine recruiting office?

You know she did! The following is an excerpt from the transcript of the battle of Water Cooler Ridge.

"So, I went to the Marine Corps recruiting office and I was met with intense sniper fire shortly after walking through the door. I swear one bullet knocked my glasses off! So, I dove behind a desk to get some cover and I nearly went deaf with the cacophony of small arms fire.

I knew that I had to make it from my position to the recruiter's desk so that I could discuss enlisting. I had to think fast. I was unarmed, but I spied some paperclips and rubber bands on the receptionists desk. In a flash, I grabbed the rubber bands and paperclips and fashioned a crude, but effective slingshot and started laying down enfilade fire from my position and planned to make a zig-zag dash to the recruiter's desk. I screwed up my courage - I had a lot of that because I helped bring down that bully Nixon - and made a break for the recruiter's desk."