Bacon to be classified as dangerous as asbestos by World Health Organization

Biz PAC ^ | 10.24/2015 | Guy Bentley

[Autonomous User]

“However, it was an Englishman who improved the idea”

Typicle infidel!

LOL

[RaceBannon]

talk about an oxymoron statement...

[Flick Lives]

It’s ok! I’ll make the sacrifice and eat more than my share of those evil hamburgers and bacon. I’m doing it to save the plant.

[McGruff]

When bacon is outlawed, only outlaws will have bacon.

[deadrock]

They have to tax it heavily to save us from ourselves.

[Eccl 10:2]

“America must be removed from all ‘world’ organizations and concentrate on returning this nation to the status it enjoyed in 1945.”

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Certainly you don’t think President Trump would have a better use for the piece of prime real estate we currently call the “United Nations”, do you?

[PIF]

And in this second post of the same story, all are surprised that a muslim-run organization hates pork products ...

[redfreedom]

I just cannot see why anyone would complain about their recommendations.

Pork related meat products have definitely been proven, beyond a reasonable doubt, to be harmful to health by the same computer that has proven beyond a doubt that there is catastrophic global warming caused by man.

It’s a settled science. Deniers should be jailed.

[SkyDancer]

Ban dihydrogen monoxide as well. People die from drinking that stuff.

[bravo whiskey]

Lets see. I presume most gun owners are also bacon lovers
perhaps they should confiscate the guns before confiscating the bacon.

[W.]

P.S., they're just jealous because they don't have it as good as we do.

And on that note, it's off soon to the butcher shop for the fixins to make loaded cheeseburgers. Ground Round, $4.75/#, ground fresh today! Hope they've got some of those Vidalia onions left--or at least one!

[Charles Martel]

Hmm, do I listen to the World Health Organization or stick with Benton's Country Ham (and Bacon)? While I'm trying to decide, I'll probably order another eight pounds of bacon (yes - it's worth it).

[OldSmaj]

Were all the scientists Muslims?

But of course!

Probably the same ones that were directly responsible for our moon landing program, the space station, the Saturn rockets...you know, most of NASA.

Oh, and let's not forget that 14 year phenom who busted the internet with ground breaking invention of a clock (a clock!, mind you) in a makeup case.

Truly, intelligence abounds in the muslim world.

Allahu...ahack...gag...hack...spits.

[VerySadAmerican]

My wife just left for the store to buy some bacon. No kidding. It goes great with French toast.

[TomGuy]

bacon, ham and sausages

WHEW! That was close. Pork rinds are apparently okay. Putting them on my shopping list for the next trek to the grocery store.

[Boomer One]

While most comments are focused on bacon, don’t forget the ham. In my household, we always have ham on the three major holidays; Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter. All three of these holidays have Christian roots and now we see a favorite food under attack. Coincidence?

[SandRat]

WHO’s International Agency for Research on Cancer will conclude that a host of processed meats should be placed in the highest of five possible rankings as “carcinogenic to humans.”

The ranking will put burgers and bacon alongside asbestos, arsenic, cigarettes and alcohol.

JEEZ!! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

[PeterPrinciple]

This is a crises thing. Anyone notice the lawyer advertisements on tv for asbestos? Key word - ESTIMATES

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http://www.hse.gov.uk/statistics/causdis/lungcancer/index.htm

Asbestos related lung cancer

The overall scale of asbestos related lung cancer deaths has to be estimated rather than counted. This is because it is difficult to tell these cancers apart from those due to other causes such as smoking.

[verga]

I'm making bacon as we speak, for bacon-bourbon-and-brown-sugar biscuits!

Would have a recipe for that, which you might share with the rest of us.

[NotQuiteCricket]

Indeed. Taxes imposed to pay for health care, age limits, and laws controlling access cannot be far behind. Less livestock to eat corn for ethanol production. Heavy sigh. Don’t forget the reduction in methane emmisions from bovine butts.