Group ceremonies, English language exemptions, waived fees, dumbed down civics test, changed Pledge... It’s all covered.
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Hurry. Offer ends the day before the 2016 elections!
Did the divider in chief also say now that the [ledge can be said but they don’t have to mention God etc?