But wait, there’s more! If you’re one of the first 50,000 to sign up, you’ll also get a FREE HOUSE! Yes, a new four bedroom, three bath home, located in a fine White neighborhood. Includes a new car and your choice of a 60” high definition TV or a Jacuzzi!
Hurry. Offer ends the day before the 2016 elections!
Can I trade one of those for a lifetime supply of 40s of malt liquor?