Posted on 08/28/2015 12:23:34 PM PDT by pabianice
I hope you’re referring to their looks.
They might have been modestly attractive beforehand, but now they are just mangled and pathetic, all in a desperate attempt to play an advanced form of dress-up and celebrity fawning. So sad.
Holy $HIT!
Looking at the picture...I'm sorry.. THAT'S NOT BEAUTY!
Egad, methinks even Laz would pass...
Ew. Yuck. PU.
Because I’m a blonde, I don’t have to think.
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks.
Don’t have to worry ‘bout getting a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these cans,
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see people workin, it just makes me giggle
‘Cause I don’t have to work; I just have to jiggle.
I’m a blonde, B-L-O-N-D.
I’m a blonde; don’t you wish you were me?
I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
But I have this philosophy:
So what?
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for ‘em,
‘Cause whenever I’m around, all the men ignore ‘em,
‘Cause I’m a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...
Don’t tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.
“Duck, Magnum, duck!”
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course.
I can’t spell VW, but I gotta Porsche,
‘Cause I’m blonde, B-L-I-N-D.
‘Cause I’m a blonde; don’t you wish you were me?
[spoken]
I just want to say that being chosen this month’s Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I’ll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I’m a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian ‘cause I love children!
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause were a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Girls think I’m snotty, and maybe it’s true.
With my hair and body, you would be too.
I’m a blonde, B-L- ... I don’t know!
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!
ping
She looks like she got stung by a bunch of yellow jackets right on her lips. Yucky.
Hideous Circus Freaks look like they got into one hell of a bar brawl and came out on the losing end...a month ago....
1) Yuck.
2) Seriously: Yuck!
3) Its “hair” is done up in pigtails. Is it for pedophiles?
Pucker up, buttercup!
Looks like someone left the Barbies in the sun too long.
$86K to look like they sniff metallic spray paint out of a paper bag. That's some expensive Krylon.
Scary!
I just found my Halloween costume idea. Thanks!
They need to get a refund.
What a mess. This is a mental illness.
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