Posted on 07/17/2015 1:41:32 PM PDT by Kaslin
RUSH: As I knew we could, we've gone back to the archives, the Grooveyard of Forgotten Sound Bites, and we have from 2007 the opening of the bit that parodies exactly what's happening in the Drive-By Media this moment, today and last night. This is on the Fox News Channel's 1/2 Hour News Hour. By the way, I starred in a number of episodes of this program, as president of the United States, as myself, it was a lot of fun. But, anyway, this is from the pilot episode, episode number one. It's 2007.
FEMALE ANCHOR: Six men have just been charged with conspiracy to murder in connection with a plot to blow up buses and subway cars in London during the summer of 2005.
MALE ANCHOR: The six would-be suicide bombers charged are Muktar Said Abraham, Ramzi Muhammed, Yasin Omar, Manfu Asiedu, Adel Yahya, and Hussain Osman.
FEMALE ANCHOR: Since their capture, the big question for Scotland Yard has been, "What exactly is it that links these six individuals? What common denominator motivated this seemingly random group of young men?"
MALE ANCHOR: It is puzzling, isn't it?
(Excerpt) Read more at rushlimbaugh.com ...
Rush is always ahead of the liberal media.
What do they have in common?
Goat fetishes.....................
Goat wives.
I loved the half hour news hour.
No, their ‘wives’ are 8 year old...................boys...................
Is this satire, or is this real? I missed Rush today.
Yes, what indeed?
One thing I have noticed about Rush; when a caller starts talking, Rush lets them have their say and doesn’t interrupt. He will eventually, but he lets them talk. Except, when a caller mentions that Obama is a Muslim, Rush will jump in lightning fast and say that Obama is Christian. He did it today. Rush will rightfully spend a good amount of time listing Obama’s lies and distortions, but when it comes to his supposed religious persuasion, Rush insists that Obama must be telling the truth. Is that not contradictory? Does Obama ever praise Christianity like he does Islam? He doesn’t have time left in his presidency to even the score.
Rush knows how far Obama will let him go. He goes that far, no further.
RUSH: And we go to upstate New York, Bob, great to have you. EIB Network. Hello.
CALLER: Oh, greetings. Okay, I got three quick things. Number one, if President Obama is such a good Muslim, does he make Michelle and his daughters wear burqas?
RUSH: Well, I don't think he's a Muslim. He says he's a Christian.
‘__________as soon as he opens his moouth.’
Does this mean Odumbo has two sides to speak
from - - ???!
Or does it mean he’s a cow - ?
Maybe it was the FR mooth - you know, the one that bit my thithter while eating cheethe. :=)
Cheethe it is - !
Hello fellow Californian!
(Originally from Long Island - - - ).
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