[Redcitizen]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[RKBA Democrat]

Theft from an FFL. Federal offense. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO, don’t collect $200.

[AU72]

This is my rifle, and this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun.

[Hugin]

Is that a banana clip in your pocket...

[Gaffer]

Good that they spotted him but most gun shops I know of have their rifles on racks behind the counter and pistols in cases. When you want to look at a gun, the employee clears it and lets you inspect it. More importantly, they do not leave you alone with it, I’d say in Miami especially!

I can only think of one little gun shop where rifles are on the racks in front of the counter and they are nearly all bolt action or single, double shot shotguns.

Bad sales practice IMO.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

It would have been a valuable public service to shoot the SOB.

[arderkrag]

Pickpocketing level: Awesome.

[9thLife]

Another Forida Man sighting.

[arthurus]

It doesn’t take a high IQ to go into the criminality professions.

[TurboZamboni]

Who Threw That AR At Me !?

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=who+threw+that+ham&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=CAF12AFE1E747F7C01E8CAF12AFE1E747F7C01E8

[archy]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Source: 1933 movie She Done Him Wrong. Cary Grant and Mae West.

[Billthedrill]

Good grief - you're supposed to separate the upper from the lower before stuffing it into yer...uh...

I read that in a book somewhere. Yeah, that's the ticket.