Posted on 05/24/2015 8:17:50 AM PDT by rktman
The Islamic State (ISIS/ISIL) has published an article in the latest issue of its magazine, Dabiq, by jihadi bride Umm Summayyah, estimating that First Lady Michelle Obama is only worth $40 on the terrorist group’s slave market. Summayyah also defends the rape of thousands of Yazidi females.
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At $40 she’s vastly overpriced.
Grossly overvalued. But, sell, sell, sell!
That depends on how big of a field you want plowed.
She can lift heavy things, like engine blocks. That’s gotta add value.
Won’t submit. Won’t bear any more children. Lavish spender. Won’t serve. Divisive. Bossy.
What’s that worth to a husband?
She’s not gonna like that!
Bunch of suckups.
That’s a horse of a different color.
The situation is made worse when the father responds to the ransom note, as follows:
Two Desperate Men.
Gentlemen: I received your letter to-day by post, in regard to the ransom you ask for the return of my son. I think you are a little high in your demands, and I hereby make you a counter-proposition, which I am inclined to believe you will accept. You bring Johnny home and pay me two hundred and fifty dollars in cash, and I agree to take him off your hands. You had better come at night, for the neighbours believe he is lost, and I couldn't be responsible for what they would do to anybody they saw bringing him back.
Well, I thought we were talking about value....what other value are we talking about besides ‘ farm work’.....you don’t mean ...ugh, um....I can’t even think/say what I think you’re thinking! Ewwwwwwwww!....not even with your.... Anybody have any “mind” Listerine out there?
The homosexual lobby endorses these slavers.
Worth every penny.
What. They don’t list Barack’s value as a slave girl? Bunch of transaphobes. Wait till Joe Biden hears about this. He’ll be pulling his hair plugs out.
Wouldn’t even pay 40 cents for it.
Don’t forget, she and her pilot did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs!
40 Indian Rupees, buyer pays shipping!
Michelle in a burka.
Then, she really would have something to complain about.
But, then, she would be unable to complain about it, because ‘they’ stone women who don’t toe the sharia line.
"Umm....yo honuh, I can sum this up in three words:... She ugly bich."
-Eddie Murphy
LOL! (wipes coffee off of screen)
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