ISIS Jihadi Bride Estimates Michelle Obama’s Worth as ‘Slave Girl’ at $40

breitbart.com ^ | 5/23/2015 | Mary Chastain

[Argus]

“Alright Achmed, we can either waterboard you, or give you Michelle Obama as a wife.”

“I’m thinking, I’m thinking...”

[Tahoe3002]

The trick would be to buy MO for $40.

Then sell her for what SHE thinks she is worth......The buyer could retire to a long life of luxury.

[Gritty]

They have threatened with slavery the wife of the President of the United States. Those dogs need to be bombed into oblivion.

True.

But the problem is not just that they are evil and deserve killing anyway but they are stupid and don't believe the American People know the value of a Buck!

Now that is insulting!

[Redcitizen]

Shipping is going to cost a lot for heavy/bulky items.

[Politicalkiddo]

Probably has something to do with her butt. Must remind them of some type of livestock.

[Joe Boucher]

I’ve read that there were good slave owners and there were bad ones.
I sort of like to think a really really bad slave owner would get the shelf ass wookie.

[fungoking]

Shipping is going to cost a lot for heavy/bulky items.
_-———

Not sure if shipping is possible, they always ask me if what I'm shipping is toxic.

Can't get much more toxic that m.

[Cementjungle]

She can lift heavy things, like engine blocks. That’s gotta add value.

Perhaps, but she eats more than three camels. That adds up after a while.

[W.]

Ha, also the smell...

[Jack Hammer]

The only idiot who’d pay $40 bucks for Michelle is a near-sighted homosexual.

[GOPJ]

Umm, to an Arab that would be $40.

Years ago a woman told me the worst men in the world are arabs - and the worst women - Americans.