Posted on 04/22/2015 7:41:31 PM PDT by Drew68
Chalk this up as one of the most ridiculous lawsuits of all time. Mila Kunis is being sued for allegedly stealing a chicken from a childhood friend, reports TMZ.
Kristina Karo who claims she grew up with Kunis in the Ukraine, alleges that when they were around five they would play with her beloved chicken named Doggie.
According to the lawsuit, Karo adored the chicken, as did Kunis, who would come over to play with the it. But when the chicken suddenly disappeared Karo says that Kunis ‘fessed up to the chicken theft telling her, “Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a pet, you have a whole chicken farm.”
But Karo claims she could not get over the loss and became an “emotional wreck,” who required therapy to get over Doggie’s disappearance.
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Three words: Statue of Limitations.
Make that “Statute of Limitations”...I must be tired from this flu I’ve had for a week.
Well if we were in Ukraine it might matter.
When my G-grandfather was young he stole chickens with John Nance Garner who became VP under Franklin Roosevelt.
Married to a Russian from Ukraine, I've traveled to that part of the world on several occasions. Some of the most naturally beautiful women on earth exist there.
Sadly, what is fashionable these days, particularly among the more well-to-do is something of a "Barbie Doll/Porn Vixen" look. This consists of going so over the top with makeup, breast implants, lip, cheek, buttocks, and everything else implants. The end result is often frightening --and very "tranny" looking.
Right, then... I really had no idea what you were going on about with the “Hardware Wars” reference so I did a search and looked at the youtube vid.
Major mistake. I managed about seventeen seconds of it and was so annoyed that I had to shut it off then.
I want My seventeen seconds of life back, since it was THAT ANNOYING.
Why get this fried over a chicken?
You eat doggie? Are you Obama?
*grin* Thanks for the supporting comment, and the laugh. *snicker*
That vid was REALLY a sodding piece of work. I need that picture of that rabbit with the grater going on with his head to truly express what I experienced with it.
*shudder*
Is she asking for a lot of buck-bucks?
Isn’t Mila K. hooked up with Demi Moore’s ex? I can’t think of his name, but he sleeps with everyone—allegedly. This poor woman is being punished for anything she ever might have done— real or imagined. That should comfort Doggie’s former owner.
Mila Kunis is not guilty.
I think the only thing POSSIBLY worse than that was that record (vinyl) that William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy made of them chanting the lyrics to several popular rock songs throughout some years (decades) ago.
To say that sales of the LP were not positive would be severely understating the abject failure and downright loathing of the resulting audio fiasco.
“I met Miss Karo once but she fled as if afraid...”
Well sure, I mean a guy with that large of a .... um, bird.
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