absolutely hilarious...
Hal: Vern Vern, come quick I got something
Vern: [removing coffee from microwave] What?
Vern: Never mind it’s gone now
Vern: Hal Hal come quick I think I hear it.
Hal: [removing soup from microwave] What?
Vern: Never mind it’s gone now.
etc popcorn, etc potato, etc eggroll
You had me really lol on that one.
Kind of like Raising Arizona meets US Naval Observatory.
I keep saying most of our science/tech/medicine is a game/tool of the elites, but I’m the “crazy” “luddite”.
As far as “research” goes... If you know the outcome you want, you can pretty much always produce it after enough effort, even if you didn’t produce it.