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Turkish Religious Body Issues Fatwa Allowing Muslims to Use Toilet Paper
Breitbart ^ | 4/7/15 | Mary Chastain

Posted on 04/08/2015 5:22:06 PM PDT by Impala64ssa

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Really??! NO SHIITE! Gee, these muzzies are a swell bunch of guys, whaddya say fellas? I suppose for their next act is a fatwa ending the hanging and/or stoning of suspected homosexuals and adulteresses, and instead administering a more humane punishment like lethal injections? And that taking a dump prayer, it sounds a bit like "Oobla Dee Oobla dah" HMM, could Paul McCartney sue for copyright infringement?
1 posted on 04/08/2015 5:22:06 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

I bet that makes the Cali muzzies happy shiiters!


2 posted on 04/08/2015 5:23:46 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Impala64ssa

Damn! Toilet paper? The advancement of technology is amazing!!


3 posted on 04/08/2015 5:24:04 PM PDT by EagleUSA (Liberalism removes the significance of everything.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Sheryl Crow is deeply saddened.


4 posted on 04/08/2015 5:24:21 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Mastador1

Now someone clue in Mexico in toilet paper


5 posted on 04/08/2015 5:25:09 PM PDT by GeronL (CLEARLY CRUZ 2016)
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To: EagleUSA

No wonder they stink!


6 posted on 04/08/2015 5:25:52 PM PDT by conservativejoy (We Can Elect Ted Cruz! Pray Hard, Work Hard, Trust God!)
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To: Impala64ssa

So they finally adjusted to sometime in the 1700’s at least in that regard.


7 posted on 04/08/2015 5:26:42 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Weirdness.

Sharia law is unbelievably weird and oppressive. It comes directly from Hell.


8 posted on 04/08/2015 5:28:02 PM PDT by PapaNew (The grace of God & freedom always win the debate in the forum of ideas over unjust law & government)
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you know what this will lead to? This will force public men toilets to install these to cater to muslim

https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/2014-05-03-toilet.jpg


9 posted on 04/08/2015 5:28:40 PM PDT by 4rcane
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To: Impala64ssa

There go the Nail Cleanser and Cuticle Pusher sales.


10 posted on 04/08/2015 5:28:50 PM PDT by Iron Munro (It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.)
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To: Impala64ssa

stay up wind


11 posted on 04/08/2015 5:29:11 PM PDT by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-hereQaeda" and its allies.)
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To: Impala64ssa

So who’s been wiping Obambi’s ass all these years, Reggie Love?


12 posted on 04/08/2015 5:30:31 PM PDT by laweeks
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To: Impala64ssa; Old Sarge; WildHighlander57; Velveeta; azishot; melancholy; 2ndDivisionVet; ...

Apparently the Turkish Religious Body didn’t investigate thoroughly or it wouldn’t be allowed.

Pig fat is used as a softening agent in toilet paper.


13 posted on 04/08/2015 5:36:10 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: Impala64ssa; John Semmens
John, this ought to be red meat for you, buddy! LOL


14 posted on 04/08/2015 5:38:48 PM PDT by Viking2002 (The Avatar is back by popular request.)
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“Sheryl Crow is deeply saddened”

Holy cow you remember that. When I heard she uses only one sheet at a time, I thought how ridiculous, but then I tried it and it works! Never thought Sheryl would become one of my role (roll) models!


15 posted on 04/08/2015 5:39:36 PM PDT by cymbeline
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To: Impala64ssa

C’mon Environmentalists,
Start the protests: No trees need to die for Islam’s dirty behinds!


16 posted on 04/08/2015 5:39:49 PM PDT by Oscar in Batangas (No such thing as micromanagement...It's always more like microMISmanagement)
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To: LucyT

They’re gonna get their asses in trouble with Allah!


17 posted on 04/08/2015 5:39:51 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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No wonder they stink!

No kidding. And all this time we've been blaming the camels.

18 posted on 04/08/2015 5:40:55 PM PDT by Blogatron (Allah = Satan)
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To: cymbeline

Don’t forget to tear a small piece off the corner,something to help clean under your fingernails.


19 posted on 04/08/2015 5:43:02 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Impala64ssa

Terrible news for the Venezuelan moslems.


20 posted on 04/08/2015 5:43:17 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves Month")
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