“Hi, I am not honoring my mother and father, can I buy some roses?”
“Hello, I want to buy a dozen for my mistress, please”
um, no, I don’t think so.
“Y, we having a celebration ceremony for adultery, you in or what?”
As someone who has recently worked in retail, I wouldn’t be surprised at anything a customer said, including “I want a dozen roses for my mistress.” People are VERY strange.