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Dog-poop DNA tests nail non-scoopers
Seattle Times ^ | April 30th, 2015 | Erik Lactis

Posted on 04/04/2015 8:54:38 AM PDT by Cry if I Wanna

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: dna; genetics; liberalloons; pets; seattle
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Obama has crapped all over America.
When do we get justice?

This is much ado about nothing


21 posted on 04/04/2015 9:13:59 AM PDT by mylife ("The roar of the masses could be farts")
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To: KarlInOhio

My dog Pook was found to be a terrorist who’s real name was Al Pook Farouk...


22 posted on 04/04/2015 9:15:46 AM PDT by mylife ("The roar of the masses could be farts")
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To: Straight Vermonter

Why would they? This is FR after all. . .

;-)


23 posted on 04/04/2015 9:16:46 AM PDT by Hulka
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To: KarlInOhio

Or Pook Ben Mehsin...


24 posted on 04/04/2015 9:17:44 AM PDT by mylife ("The roar of the masses could be farts")
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Next Obama Job program: DNA poop testers


25 posted on 04/04/2015 9:17:59 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: Red Badger
So glad our government is protecting us from these terrorists..............

the government is not involved...

26 posted on 04/04/2015 9:21:30 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: SpirituTuo
Who’s paying for that?? Nice govt. job to have: Dog poop DNA analyzer.

the tenants of the apartment complex pay for the service... it is done by a private company... no government job involved...

27 posted on 04/04/2015 9:22:50 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: Zathras

I say regulate cats!

You know why they make all the yowling racket when they breed in the middle of the night?

Sandpaper tongues..

We need a Gov agency to shave their tongues and save us from their feline antics.

*it’s all based on science*


28 posted on 04/04/2015 9:23:07 AM PDT by mylife ("The roar of the masses could be farts")
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To: latina4dubya

Yet...


29 posted on 04/04/2015 9:23:42 AM PDT by mylife ("The roar of the masses could be farts")
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To: mylife

30 posted on 04/04/2015 9:23:49 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: GreenAccord

Excellent! LOL


31 posted on 04/04/2015 9:25:19 AM PDT by mylife ("The roar of the masses could be farts")
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To: latina4dubya

32 posted on 04/04/2015 9:25:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: a fool in paradise
Meanwhile don’t ask them to enforce laws against illegal immigration, falsification of identity, illegal voting, illegal access to welfare benefits... #PRIORITIES

the article is about a company that sells PooPrints kits...

33 posted on 04/04/2015 9:26:12 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: latina4dubya

Makes me all warm and fuzzy that entrepreneurs are making a living off of people not engaging each other over piddling disputes and are laying the ground work to have everyone and everything DNA mapped.


34 posted on 04/04/2015 9:32:27 AM PDT by mylife ("The roar of the masses could be farts")
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To: mylife

“You know why they [cats] make all the yowling racket when they breed in the middle of the night?”

“Sandpaper tongues.”

ACTUALLY...the males have sandpaper penises, and intercourse hurts. The pain stimulates the females to ovulate and yowl, too.

See — your learn something new on FR all the time!


35 posted on 04/04/2015 9:39:02 AM PDT by SatinDoll (A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN IS BORN IN THE US OF US CITIZEN PARENTS.)
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To: Zathras
Next Obama Job program: DNA SOLAR poop testers.

It's for the environment, donchaknow...

36 posted on 04/04/2015 9:40:18 AM PDT by PROCON (It's easier to fool people than to convince them they've been fooled--Mark Twain)
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To: latina4dubya

How about that!?!


37 posted on 04/04/2015 9:40:44 AM PDT by SpirituTuo
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To: Straight Vermonter

That is SOP on the internet.

Let’s criticize before we even have a clue. LOL


38 posted on 04/04/2015 9:42:05 AM PDT by Not gonna take it anymore (If Obama were twice as smart as he is, he would be a wit)
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To: SatinDoll

And sandpaper tongues!

Krazy kats!


39 posted on 04/04/2015 9:51:19 AM PDT by mylife ("The roar of the masses could be farts")
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To: Red Badger

How very appropriate to post a picture of that so called ‘actor’ on a thread about poop! He’s even opening wide, shovel ready!


40 posted on 04/04/2015 9:52:20 AM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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