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Does America now have a bald FLOTUS? What happened to Michelle's hair?
American Thinker ^ | 03/25/2015 | Jeannie DeAngelis

Posted on 03/25/2015 8:27:05 AM PDT by SeekAndFind

Michelle Obama is home from her #letgirlslearn swing through Asia and back to hawking fruits and veggies from the stainless steel area deep within the hallowed halls of the White House kitchen.

Appearing for a segment on Jeopardy, the million-dollar question has now become: what happened to Michelle’s hair?

Surrounded by a harvest brimming with God’s bounty and standing in front of a very large soup pot, the FLOTUS sported a hairdo that gave the optical illusion of baldheadedness.

Looking like a female rendition of her husband’s hairdo in between dye jobs, Michelle seemed totally unaware of people not focusing on a word she was saying because instead of watching her lips, they were staring directly at the top of her head. 

Nonetheless, the FLOTUS continued to instruct the Jeopardy audience, most of whom are senior citizens, on things like rinsing the sodium off canned vegetables and remembering to eat lots of vitamin A-rich sweet potatoes.

Clearly, what was happening was that Mrs. Obama had her hair slicked back, and with the lighting and the stainless steel reflecting off her noodle, coupled with her body-hugging dress, the FLOTUS assumed the appearance of a silvery female version of Captain Jean-Luc Picard on Star Trek.


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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: 2ndthread; baldness; firstlady; flotus; flotusmichelle; jeopardy; michelle; michellehair; michelleobama; searchandfind
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To: iontheball

thats a man baby!


41 posted on 03/25/2015 8:56:18 AM PDT by Craftmore
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To: SeekAndFind

42 posted on 03/25/2015 9:03:11 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (Race Baiting...... "It's What's For Breakfast")
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To: Toespi

I am going with this:

She wears a wig-—all the time. She has such a wide array of ‘hair styles’—one right after the other that would NOT be consistent with real hair. Bangs-—whatever.

I saw a clip once of the family disembarking from Marine 1 in the White House lawn at dusk, and she had a ‘nappy head of hair’. Nothing longer than a 1/2 inch. Was quite awhile ago, but perhaps someone has it archived.


43 posted on 03/25/2015 9:12:41 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: ridesthemiles
Here's one:
44 posted on 03/25/2015 9:26:30 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Marxist


45 posted on 03/25/2015 9:28:19 AM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Roberts has perverted the Constitution)
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To: SeekAndFind

Ignore the balding monster in the foreground. Look at the food.

When I bring vegetables in from my garden, I always make sure there are ribbons and bows on my baskets.

oh, wait! I don’t have a basket, handless no less, I use a bucket and just dump the veggies in there. Who has time for ribbons?


46 posted on 03/25/2015 9:49:33 AM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: SeekAndFind

I’m thinking, “Fourteen in the side pocket.”


47 posted on 03/25/2015 9:50:46 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SeekAndFind

Fuzzy Wuzzy FLOTUS was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy FLOTUS had no hair.

Fuzzy Wuzzy FLOTUS wasn’t really fuzzy,
Was she?

Bearlike. Wookieish.
Whatever.
Now she’s a Mexican hairless.


48 posted on 03/25/2015 10:22:23 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: COUNTrecount
Eat your peas, Bluntskulls! The Coneheads photo: Coneheads Coneheads.jpg
49 posted on 03/25/2015 10:26:02 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Michelle acts like a dick most of the time so its just natural that she’d want her head to look like a penis.


50 posted on 03/25/2015 10:54:24 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: COUNTrecount

Charles Barkley in pearls?


51 posted on 03/25/2015 11:29:13 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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To: princess leah
No - I do see her as one of the vapid, petty women on the view!

Cue the "Jake from State Farm" commercial: "Well, she's a guy, so..."

52 posted on 03/25/2015 2:01:30 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & Ifwater the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: SeekAndFind

On the internet I thought cancer treatments. Then I saw a better picture that appears to be too much light with her hair pulled back.


53 posted on 03/25/2015 2:08:16 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Toespi

She must have forgotten to put on a wig that day. Her head’s all prepped for it. she must be mortified.


54 posted on 03/25/2015 10:07:57 PM PDT by tinamina
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