Seattle pot supplier rolling thousands of joints for Seahawks fans

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[fella]

They’ve rolled 12,000 so they’ll have maybe 200 or 300 for the game.

[Cyclone59]

I would think that there is a machine that could do this more efficiently and economically. Back in the 80’s I worked with a guy who had a rolling machine in his office in which he rolled his cigarettes.

[gundog]

Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em. Like wow, man.

What happened to the good ol' days of puking in the stands and throwing cups of beer at opposing fans?

[MasterGunner01]

Welcome to the kinder, genteel era of the doper generations. Alcohol is passe, ‘reefer madness’ is the way to having fun in this brave new world of chemical mellowness.

[gundog]

Reefer Madness was always a lie.

[MasterGunner01]

You obviously didn't catch my dig at the cult-classic “Reefer Madness”. It was an over the top fabrication and the “acting” was ghastly. However, I was using the reference to refer to the “weed heads” that have dedicated their waking hours to staying stoned for any and all reasons, at any time. Feeling good and mellow is the way to live your life; without any cares other than where you can get more primo wacky weed. And, yes, I think smoking weed is silly and stupid, but I'm rather old fashioned.

[gundog]

It was an over the top fabrication...

By DuPont and the FedGov...

[gundog]

...but I'm rather old fashioned.

Ohh, an Old Fashioned. Make mine a double.

I know a guy that's been baked for decades. He looks like a redneck trucker, which he is. One day on his day-laborer job, his boss, said "Bear, I think some of the boys on the crew are smoking dope." That night, Bear picked the boss up out of the street, as he had fallen down crossing to another bar. Split his face open pretty good. You can abuse any substance, legal or illegal.

[MasterGunner01]

NO NO SONG
By Ringo Starr

A lady that I know just came from Columbia
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out some marijuana ha-ha
She said it was the best in all the land

And I said:
No no no no, I don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please,
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door

A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out a 10 pound bag of Cocaine
She said it was the best in all the land

And I said:
No no no no, I don't sniff it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please,
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door

A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee oh-oh
He smiled because I did not understand
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh-ho
He said it was the best in all the land

And I said:
No no no no, I don't drink it no more
I'm tired of wakin’ up on the floor
No, thank you, please,
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door

[gundog]

If I had a choice between listening to that or getting baked and listening to The White Album...well, that's an easy choice.

[MasterGunner01]

I liked Ringo’s NO NO SONG because it was cute and funny. As far as the Beatles went, I never was a fan or paid much attention to them — then or now.

[gundog]

Hated it. It wasn't disco, but it wasn't good. 1974...The Rolling Stones' It's Only Rock'n'Roll. From then on it was the Stones, The Who, Led Zep, Pink Floyd, and bands from the 50's and 60's. Disco still sucks.