Posted on 01/30/2015 7:13:16 PM PST by doug from upland
Seattle pot supplier rolling thousands of joints for Seahawks fans
Double doobie time! Solstice employees are trying to roll 12,000 joints for the retailer's special edition 12 Pack. The pot packages are targeted to fans who are medical marijuana users.
BY DEBORAH HASTINGS NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Thursday, January 29, 2015, 5:38 PM A A A
For Seattle Seahawks fans who want to be stoned while watching Sunday's Super Bowl XLIX, there's a new pack of pot for you.
A Washington marijuana supplier has doubled its production time to keep up with demand for its 12 Pack special edition a pack of 12 joints designed to play off the 12th Man nickname for Seattle's extremely loyal, and extremely loud, fan base.
But the pot cigs are only for medical marijuana users, though recreational use is legal in Washington.
Doobie, doobie, doo: Seattle marijuana retailer is rolling like crazy to produce 12,000 joints by Sunday so Seahawks fans who are also medical marijuana users can get stoned to watch Super Bowl XLIX.
And employees are rolling like crazy to meet their goal of creating 12,000 doobies by Sundays showdown between the Seahawks and the New England Patriots.
But "it's not like I go home with cramps or anything," worker Katy Filippone told King 5.
Nonetheless, the normal rate of creating about 100 joints per 8-hour shift has doubled.
"We definitely weren't ready for the speed of it," said Joe Santucci, noting that many other duties, such packing marijuana capsules and trimming plants, have been suspended to try to reach the supplier's massive goal
And that is just for the teams.
GO HAWKS!!!
Brady will be ineffective with properly inflated balls!
If it’s for medical users, they must expect the Seahags to be trounced.
With MJ smoke?
Uh? Go Hawks??
“...the normal rate of creating about 100 joints per 8-hour shift has doubled.”
That’s five minutes per joint reduced to 2-1/2 minutes per joint.
It takes about ten seconds to roll a joint (or so I’ve been told)!
I think these workers must be sampling their wares.
Here is a pro rolling cigarettes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42zuSrnCiU
Just working off the surplus.
Pretty obvious really. I’d love to have the “sour cream and onion potato chips” franchise nearby.
As a Washington native I am embarrassed at the liberal insanity that has taken over this state.
Yes, what is in the water there? They keep raising the bar on liberal insanity.
Maria Cantwell was leading the charge to force the Redskins to change their name. I sent her office an email asking her to get behind banning the name Washington. Her state and many schools should not be named after a man who owned slaves.
Seattle and Boston, two contemptible, leftist cities represented in the SB. I *am* depressed.
same here.....ridiculous....if there was anything else to do I would go do it....maybe I’ll have to go to Good will....
Cheer up. At least it’s not an all pot Super Bowl like last year, LOL!
The Pats haven’t played in Boston for about 40 years.
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Browns haven't played in Cleveland for years, either:)
Does this mean the fans will be smoking it in the stands? I can just see the players giggling like crazy on the field while running around in circles.
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